Belching and Farting for Better Health!

Just an Expanded Stinky Repost…Somebody Has To Do It!…💨

It will surely

set you free

especially in an elevator

to everyone’s glee!

Just push the button

to the 101st floor

who could really ask

for anything more!

Brrt, braaah, THPPTPHTPHPHHPH…phhhhhhrt, PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP, pff, prtrtrtrgurtrufnasutututut, prrrt, PFFT!, PHHhhhh…, SPLPLPLLLP, WHOooooffff, poot, prrrrrrrvt, scraeft, ppppppwwarrrrppppp, pllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooaaa…, … Ahh!

Sophisticated Not!

Specializing in Traditional Chinese Acubowel Techniques!

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it is probably crap!

Miscellaneous – for good reason!

By Halbarbera

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  1. Dad you are so funny!!! You think of the funniest everyday things to write about! You always make people smile with you fun and funny posts! 🙂

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  2. Great post. Very funny! 😂
    Let’s just hope that gas doesn’t turn into 💩 or that burp into 🤮
    As my late great uncle said before he burped, “Excuse me, I have to vomit!”

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