Why Are You Always Clicking With Pam?

The following is not a joke! The following is ‘oh so’ true!

Yes! Why are you always clicking with PAM?

Why am I what!?

You’re always clicking with Pam?

Who’s Pam?

You know … PAM!

And how do I click with Pam?

You just do? I hear it all the time!

Do you hear it now?

Yes! You always click … you always do!

Is it my iPhone? Is it my computer?

No!

Then what is it? I ensue.

You know what it is. You’re smart. You click, click, click morning, noon and night, that’s what you and PAM do do!

So now I humbly submit Rod Sterling’s famous introduction to his circa 1960’s ‘The Twilight Zone’ TV show to first set the mood!

“There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call … The Twilight Zone.”

Yes! Again this is what old people, this is what oldies do! They just click in the morning, click during the day and especially click at night.

So I say …

it’s clickity click to Cute Judy Lee

it’s clickity clack to you

it’s click, click, clickity, click

as that damn flying squirrel

flies over that damn Moon

in the morning

noon and

darkest

dark night!