A repost: but this time with more arrogance and feeling! And maybe a tad more politically incorrect?
I have this theory that dogs were originally from Mars and cats from Venus!
Dogs are cute and cuddly as pups and become slobbering, tail-wagging fools as adults. And we all know how much men love slobbering, wagging, foolish tails.
Cats, however, start out as cute, fluffy balls of joy. But as adults they seem self-centered. Like … I don’t give a damn, ‘kiss me babe’ egomaniacs. They’re still cute. But it’s like they really could care less!
So a dog may be the ideal companion for a man; and cats, maybe sadly, often the ideal love for a woman.
You see, I feel that woman pick men like they pick their cats.
It’s Fifty Shades of Cat Litter!
For men, it’s may be more basic and mostly instinctual:
Five Shades of Doggy Bags and Chinese Take-Out!
This is all becoming too confusing for me as an old fool.
Maybe, I should consider adopting a Guinea Pig to keep in the family!