Starring a young ‘Rodent’ De Niro and a much younger Jodie Fester:

You talkin’ to me?

You talkin’ to me?

Are you talkin’ to me?

Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to?

You talkin’ to me? 

Well I’m the only one here. 

Who the *Fu … (bleep) do you think you’re talkin’ to?

He has a .44 Magnum plastic pistol. …

Here is a rodent who won’t take it anymore!

Only a jackass would carry that cannon in the street like that!

No offense to jackasses and some bloggers! Please!

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