Of Slobbering Dogs and Plotting Cats!

Just my objective-subjective experience. Or is it just plain stupidity?

A dog loves us even though they know we are not a dog.

A cat? I’d surely eat you if you were smaller!

Dogs are very hyper social pets.

Cats are surreptitious psychopets!

Dogs will sleep on your bed lovingly anticipating your eventual wake up.

Cats will sit on your chest as you sleep thinking: should I and could I get away with it!

Dogs don’t use mirrors to refer back to themselves like we do. No dog will ever gaze into a mirror and reflect, “So THAT’S what my ears look like.”

Sort of like me when I sometimes shave in the morning.

The first time a cat catches a glimpse of themselves in a mirror, they usually go bonkers! They’ll puff themselves up really big, walk on tippy toes and maybe even try to attack themselves.

Again! Sort of like me after a hard night out!

A dog will run into a glass door and think, “Dah! That was stupid!”

A cat will bounce off the glass; pick itself up, and walk on like, “I meant to do that all along!”

We all know that dog spelled backwards is God!

But did you know that cat spelled backwards is Tac! You know, like I‘d A’ Tac you if I could get away with it!

But whether it’s a dog or a cat, they are still basically cute and cuddly!

Well, surely not like me, anytime!

Just kittying!

By Halbarbera

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  2. Unfortunately I am allergic to cats. Dogs are fine but I am not permitted to have one in my rental place. Pets do bring a lot of joy, fun and laughter into people’s lives. Cats also try to kill their owners during the night, they sit on their owners face and smoother them, maybe its to mask the snoring …. 🙂

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      1. Not necessarily the case. My daughter Amy, who has no physical disabilities, and is an inspirational singer, has Oreo. And her landlords said no dogs were allowed too. General immotional health and well-being can be valid reasons also!

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  12. Dogs are a lot of work compared to cats. I love dogs – other people’s dogs. My favourite thing while walking is nabbing some quality dog pets while on the pathways by my house. Many dogs are on a mission to get their walk in, but every now and again you’ll find the tired or low energy dog that is on the look out for some kind soul to stop and scratch their ears.

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    1. Love cats but have to always watch my back! The wife of one of my nephews had a kitten. When she woke up one morning the kitten was staring in her face and scratched an eye with one of her paws. It eventually healed!

      My brother had a huge dog that didn’t like our mother’s poodle. The poodle got too close to the big dog who broke Pippi’s back and that was that!

      Aren’t pets cute, indeed!

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