Just my objective-subjective experience. Or is it just plain stupidity?
A dog loves us even though they know we are not a dog.
A cat? I’d surely eat you if you were smaller!
Dogs are very hyper social pets.
Cats are surreptitious psychopets!
Dogs will sleep on your bed lovingly anticipating your eventual wake up.
Cats will sit on your chest as you sleep thinking: should I and could I get away with it!
Dogs don’t use mirrors to refer back to themselves like we do. No dog will ever gaze into a mirror and reflect, “So THAT’S what my ears look like.”
Sort of like me when I sometimes shave in the morning.
The first time a cat catches a glimpse of themselves in a mirror, they usually go bonkers! They’ll puff themselves up really big, walk on tippy toes and maybe even try to attack themselves.
Again! Sort of like me after a hard night out!
A dog will run into a glass door and think, “Dah! That was stupid!”
A cat will bounce off the glass; pick itself up, and walk on like, “I meant to do that all along!”
We all know that dog spelled backwards is God!
But did you know that cat spelled backwards is Tac! You know, like I‘d A’ Tac you if I could get away with it!
But whether it’s a dog or a cat, they are still basically cute and cuddly!
Well, surely not like me, anytime!
Just kittying!
Very cute, unlike you!
Just kittying!
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Thanks! I used that in the post!
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Unfortunately I am allergic to cats. Dogs are fine but I am not permitted to have one in my rental place. Pets do bring a lot of joy, fun and laughter into people’s lives. Cats also try to kill their owners during the night, they sit on their owners face and smoother them, maybe its to mask the snoring …. 🙂
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See below!
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You can get an emotional support dog and no landlord can deny that dog from being in the apartment.
My daughter did!
I just did it.
It’s the law (FHC)!
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I know where I live it might be permitted if I was blind or needed an assistance dog for a health reason. I don’t fit the criteria but that’s ok I am quite happy and content.
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Not necessarily the case. My daughter Amy, who has no physical disabilities, and is an inspirational singer, has Oreo. And her landlords said no dogs were allowed too. General immotional health and well-being can be valid reasons also!
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I think cats could care less about your snoring.
They are probably trying to kill you.
One of my nephew’s wife got a severe scratch on her eye when her cat scratched it as soon as she open her eyes in the morning!
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I liked the very first line.
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Yes! If only many humans thought the same!
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Yeah
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Dad I LOVE this so much!!! It is so Cute and Witty! What a cute poem about Dogs & Cats and a really cute picture too!! 🙂
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Let the truth be told about cats and dogs.
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LOL. I really laughed about this. I was reading it orally with some other’s voice… and yes, cats are psychopets 😀
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I have been thinking to myself for quite sometime now, whether to keep a dog or a cat as a pet. This post totally almost made me choose.
I want both! They are all so adorable in their own way!!
#MyWordsKraft
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Yes!
Get a puppy
and a kitten
and they will be
forever smitten!
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This is lovely! Dogs are really cute.
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Thanks. Cats too, but in a psychopathic way!
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YEs.
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Seems pretty accurate.
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👇🏽
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Both cute, but do watch your back around a plotting psycho cat!
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Dogs are a lot of work compared to cats. I love dogs – other people’s dogs. My favourite thing while walking is nabbing some quality dog pets while on the pathways by my house. Many dogs are on a mission to get their walk in, but every now and again you’ll find the tired or low energy dog that is on the look out for some kind soul to stop and scratch their ears.
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And if you scratch their tummy you’ve got a friend for life!
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Too true!
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Love cats but have to always watch my back! The wife of one of my nephews had a kitten. When she woke up one morning the kitten was staring in her face and scratched an eye with one of her paws. It eventually healed!
My brother had a huge dog that didn’t like our mother’s poodle. The poodle got too close to the big dog who broke Pippi’s back and that was that!
Aren’t pets cute, indeed!
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Wow. I think I will take the kitty paws over the broken back. That’s crazy. Poor poodle.
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