A game that can last days
A man running around in circles
Throwing a cricket ball
As a batter tries to hit the ball
To a fieldsman that tries to catch the ball with any part of his body
All the while, wild fans hit things like drums
And chant and sing things like
Who Haster … Who Haster… Who!?
Cricket is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of eleven players on a field at the centre of which is a 22-yard pitch with a wicket at each end, each comprising two bails balanced on three stumps.
Fun to watch and makes complete, logical sense to me!