The Art of Artless Traditional Sicilian Martial Arts!

Today, millions of people across the globe practice Tai Chi. A traditional Chinese martial arts system of very slow controlled movements which harness the ultimate source and limits of reality from which spring yin and yang and all creation.

As for me?

Well I am an avid proponent of traditional Sicilian Pas Ta Fa Go Li. A chaotic system of rapid uncontroled and sometimes obscene body and hand movements from which springs the ‘oil and vinegar’ in my eternally damned soul.

It essentially increases overall stress ensuring very high blood pressure readings, extreme rage and an early death from a heart attack or stroke!

Pas Ta Fa Go Li to Yu!

10 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:

    Hahaha … but so very true!

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    1. 🤯🙅🏻‍♂️🤳🔥⚰️

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  2. Amy Barbera says:

    Dad this is so funny!!! You sure have a way with words!! 🙂

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    1. Spaghetti with spicy Tai Chi sauce!

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    1. Halbarbera says:

      🤯👻💥⚰️thanks…

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  3. Hahaha…pasta fa gola indeed ☺️😋🍝

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    1. Halbarbera says:

      You know what that means? No offense…just lol!

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  4. Thanks for the warning, I’ll make sure not to practice it. With my high temper, I might die right after practicing Pas Ta Fa Go Li 😂

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    1. Halbarbera says:

      If you do, please leave out the Go Li!

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