I’m a dog which means my mother was a bitch!
A ‘dog in heat’ is surely not neat if smelling of garlic and lapping Sneaky Pete!
My wife upon hearing these quotes said,
You’re acting like yourself again! Like a ‘low-down dog in heat,’ reeking of garlic and drinking cheap Sneaky Pete!
A dog you say? If that is true my dear, then what does that make you!?
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You can lead an ass to water, but you cannot make it sh……it!
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Is time ‘a wasting’ or am I just wasting time?
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This is what you write
If you’ve been up all night
And your mind
Is definitely mushy ……
Out of sight!
And when you turned over
And first saw your beautiful wife
You Gasped, Was last night “Fright Night!?
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And do you know,
lawyers are sometimes bloggers too!?
So do beware!
They’ll surely steal
your ideas, money,
and nibble your toes!
But only after
they’ve stolen
your high-rise shoes!
What ever the Hell that means!
You are definitely pushing it to the limit!!!
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😳🥺🙄🧐😢😮😱…!!!
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LOL!
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Thank U!👈🏼
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HILARIOUS!!!!
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Thanks!
That’s encouraging indeed!
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So comical! Love the dog’s expression too.
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Thanks! You’d look that way too if you found out you mother was a …………!
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Dad you are a mess!! This is so funny!!! I don’t know where you think of these things! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Much too much Sneaky Pete wine!
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So funny! Thanks for a good read! Feel free to check out my recent post on an important issue throughout the world (if you have the time) ❤️
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Noted and replied…
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Thanks for putting so much effort into a response! That’s actually so helpful!
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Thanks! When I left the USAF I became a computer consultant and developed and contributed to the development of about 100 State Department applications.
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That’s so great! I’m glad you were able to get so much experience with things you enjoy!
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👍🏼👻👍🏼
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Hilarious 😄
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Thanks and pee weed I & II thank you!
My wife? Not so much! Lol
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Thanks for my morning chuckle. that was my mother’s nick name growing up. lol
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Your mother was a … beach!?
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