To Pee, or Not to Pee!?

That, indeed, is the question!

LOL If You Dare

Cute Judy Lee

drinks mainly

Coke and coffee

’cause she is

a caffeine fiend!

A sip here

a sip there

but not

really enough

to get

her kidneys

anywhere!

I do say and dare!

Water?

Not enough

to get her

anywhere

as far as

health fare.

And

whether it’s

Coke

coffee

or water

she drinks

while in bed

in her

silky underwear.

She drinks

not enough

to get her

body healthy

anytime

anyhow

anywhere!

Why???

Well!

She sips

not gulps

liquids

sitting in her

silky underwear

because

if she drinks

to much liquids

she will

have to pee …

You see!

So ……

Cute Judy Lee …

do continue to

sip … sip … sip

as you will

in your silky underwear.

But

I do fear

that

a future undertaker

will surely

prepare you

for all to see

in your

fine silky underwear!

Yes!!!

As I sit

sadly

by your side

in a cushy

funeral chair

smelly

in

my

soiled

underwear!!

The Truth and Nothing But the ‘Blatter’ Truth!

Please!!!

18 Comments Add yours

  1. Oh, boy. Water is very important more than any other liquids. I actually can’t believe there are people who barely have a full glass of water in a day. I crave it everyday!

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    1. Yes! I have to force her to drink water and also dilute the coke with water!

      Liked by 2 people

      1. Wow. Looks like there really are people who couldn’t take in anything that didn’t have flavor.

        Liked by 2 people

      2. Yes! So much flavor that their world become flavorless! (in Seattle that is!)

        Like

  2. judybarbera says:

    This is not funny!!! Not!

    Liked by 6 people

    1. The truth or your bladder hurts!?

      Liked by 1 person

  3. KT Workman says:

    I have a sister-in-law who drinks Coke all day long…have never seen her drink water. 😳

    Liked by 5 people

    1. Does she drink Diet Coke? If so she could become a bloated Coke gulping female bloke!

      Pass it on!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. KT Workman says:

        Nope…pure high fructose corn syrup unadulterated Coke.

        Liked by 2 people

      2. Good…Then she will only have to worry about diabetes and foggy-brain syndrome!

        Liked by 2 people

  4. JulieBarbera says:

    Funny post , Dad! 😂🤣

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Yes! But whether you pee because you drink water … or … pee when you don’t … well … pee is pee!

      Liked by 1 person

  5. I drink too much coke lol. The real stuff though, none of that artificial sugar.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Yes, Diet Coke is bad for your health!

      I would suggest that you dilute Coke by adding maybe a quarter of water!

      You won’t notice the difference but it will be a little healthier!

      Liked by 1 person

  6. Amy Barbera says:

    WOW Dad…. I am glad that mom is at least drinking green tea now… she does have to drink more water!!! This is such a funny post! 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

    1. We need to dilute her Coke and force her to drink more water a little every hour!

      Liked by 1 person

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