A woman on a train walked up to a man across the table. “Excuse me,” she said, “but are you Jewish?”
“No,” replied the man.
A few minutes later the woman returned. “Excuse me,” she said again, “are you sure you’re not Jewish?”
“I’m sure,” said the man.
But the woman was not convinced, and a few minutes later she approached him a third time. “Are you absolutely sure you’re not Jewish?” she asked.
“All right, all right,” the man said. “You win. I’m Jewish.”
“That’s funny,” said the woman.” You don’t look Jewish.”
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Very funny for a Sicilian-Jewish blog!
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Bagels and pizza topped with garlic!
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Some women you just cant argue with.
Take my wife for example … Please!
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hmm…when she lays around the house is she so big that “she really lays around the house?”
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Shouldn’t trash talk yo mamma like dat!
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Just Rodney Dangerfield like ‘Take My Wife … please!”
Trash is what trash does!
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hahaha!!
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Hahaha Thanks
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😂
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תודה על מה שאתה!
Actually meant ‘whoever’ but lost in my translator!
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Good one👌👌
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Very funny update and cute art!
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must have smelled of lox and bagels. love your quirky fun in words and art! ❤️👏👏👏👏
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A 😜…🐝🐝🐝
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