Are You Jewish?

A woman on a train walked up to a man across the table. “Excuse me,” she said, “but are you Jewish?”

“No,” replied the man.

A few minutes later the woman returned. “Excuse me,” she said again, “are you sure you’re not Jewish?”

“I’m sure,” said the man.

But the woman was not convinced, and a few minutes later she approached him a third time. “Are you absolutely sure you’re not Jewish?” she asked.

“All right, all right,” the man said. “You win. I’m Jewish.”

“That’s funny,” said the woman.” You don’t look Jewish.”

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18 Comments Add yours

  1. Seraja says:

    Thank you for sharing this

    Liked by 2 people

      1. Seraja says:

        ❤️❤️❤️

        Liked by 1 person

  2. judybarbera says:

    Very funny for a Sicilian-Jewish blog!

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Bagels and pizza topped with garlic!

      Liked by 1 person

  3. Some women you just cant argue with.
    Take my wife for example … Please!

    Liked by 4 people

    1. hmm…when she lays around the house is she so big that “she really lays around the house?”

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Shouldn’t trash talk yo mamma like dat!

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Just Rodney Dangerfield like ‘Take My Wife … please!”

        Trash is what trash does!

        Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      תודה על מה שאתה!

      Actually meant ‘whoever’ but lost in my translator!

      Liked by 1 person

  4. KK says:

    Good one👌👌

    Liked by 1 person

  5. judybarbera says:

    Very funny update and cute art!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. must have smelled of lox and bagels. love your quirky fun in words and art! ❤️👏👏👏👏

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      A 😜…🐝🐝🐝

      Liked by 1 person

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