Oh No, Three Blind Ducks!

Three blind ducks … Three blind ducks

See how they waddle shuffling in the rough.

Their poor little ducklings were run over by a red pickup truck.

They then all went blind after seeing a buck naked ‘farmer’s wife.’

Whose husband then run amuck with a carving knife.

Did you ever see such a sorrowful sight in your pitiful life.

As three shuffling, stumbling, waddling blind ducks?

Let alone, the buck naked ‘farmer’s wife!’

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Why then don’t we get to see the buck naked ‘farmer’s wife?’

Because she’s hot … she’s dirty … she farms … and she plots!

35 Comments Add yours

  1. The duck with orange is excellent to eat.
    But the beak of the duck …. is very bad for our calves

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    1. Thanks. It’s neat to know that you should never eat a duck’s beak!

      Liked by 1 person

  2. judybarbera says:

    Oh, that’s a cute one.

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    1. What about the other two?

      Liked by 1 person

    1. 🦆🦆🦆👏👏👏

      Like

      1. It’s no joke…..pun intended lmao 🤪👀

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Like duck egg yoke…IMHO 🦆💥🥚

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  3. jhward220 says:

    Thank you for my first laugh of the day! loved it

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Glad you found it amusing. We all need a chuckle or duckle to start the day!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. jhward220 says:

        I got the feeling i’m really gonna to like you and many more of your blogs!

        Liked by 1 person

  4. So, it’s not just the ducks
    that got plucked!? 👀

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Are you talkin’ about me!? As Robert ducky Niro might say!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. I waz thinkin’ the farmer’s wife 🦆🦆🦆

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  5. “No plucking this little …. duck.”
    ~Daffy Duck (who’s independently
    decided it’s no longer politically
    correct to refer to himself as black)

    Liked by 3 people

  6. hcmorris77 says:

    three oh my’s
    for three blind ducks!
    Poor things!
    🙂

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      😢…
      Cry not
      for the ducks
      but rather
      for the ducklings
      I fear!

      Liked by 1 person

  7. Maybe someone should grab an iron to take the wrinkles out of that naked farmer’s wife….lol.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      If you look closely you’ll see she doesn’t have winkles. Just big breasts!

      Liked by 1 person

  8. Is this supposed to be funny? Or tragic?

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Tragic for the ducks or ducklings and apparently not funny for the humorless Banter reader! Oy Vey is me!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Woe is me 😂

        Liked by 1 person

  9. KT Workman says:

    We don’t get to see the farmer’s wife? Was she censored? 😆😆😆

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Yes! She’s hot! She’s dirty! She farms!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. KT Workman says:

        😳😳😳…🤣🤣🤣

        Liked by 1 person

  10. oldpoet56 says:

    I like it, its good.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Thank you … quack quack quack!

      Like

  11. Hysterical the poor ducks but they are sooo pretty,., love the visuals! ❤️👏👏👏 Cindy

    Liked by 1 person

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