Three blind ducks … Three blind ducks
See how they waddle shuffling in the rough.
Their poor little ducklings were run over by a red pickup truck.
They then all went blind after seeing a buck naked ‘farmer’s wife.’
Whose husband then run amuck with a carving knife.
Did you ever see such a sorrowful sight in your pitiful life.
As three shuffling, stumbling, waddling blind ducks?
Let alone, the buck naked ‘farmer’s wife!’
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Why then don’t we get to see the buck naked ‘farmer’s wife?’
Because she’s hot … she’s dirty … she farms … and she plots!
Now The Mysterious Blabberer? 
The duck with orange is excellent to eat.
But the beak of the duck …. is very bad for our calves
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Thanks. It’s neat to know that you should never eat a duck’s beak!
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😀
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Oh, that’s a cute one.
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What about the other two?
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Farm life 🤣
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🦆🦆🦆👏👏👏
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It’s no joke…..pun intended lmao 🤪👀
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Like duck egg yoke…IMHO 🦆💥🥚
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🤪🤠
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Thank you for my first laugh of the day! loved it
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Glad you found it amusing. We all need a chuckle or duckle to start the day!
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I got the feeling i’m really gonna to like you and many more of your blogs!
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That makes my day!
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So, it’s not just the ducks
that got plucked!? 👀
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Are you talkin’ about me!? As Robert ducky Niro might say!
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I waz thinkin’ the farmer’s wife 🦆🦆🦆
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Phew!
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“No plucking this little …. duck.”
~Daffy Duck (who’s independently
decided it’s no longer politically
correct to refer to himself as black)
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👍🦆🦃
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three oh my’s
for three blind ducks!
Poor things!
🙂
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😢…
Cry not
for the ducks
but rather
for the ducklings
I fear!
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Maybe someone should grab an iron to take the wrinkles out of that naked farmer’s wife….lol.
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If you look closely you’ll see she doesn’t have winkles. Just big breasts!
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hehehe
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In a bikini…
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Is this supposed to be funny? Or tragic?
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Tragic for the ducks or ducklings and apparently not funny for the humorless Banter reader! Oy Vey is me!
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Woe is me 😂
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We don’t get to see the farmer’s wife? Was she censored? 😆😆😆
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Yes! She’s hot! She’s dirty! She farms!
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😳😳😳…🤣🤣🤣
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I like it, its good.
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Thank you … quack quack quack!
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Hysterical the poor ducks but they are sooo pretty,., love the visuals! ❤️👏👏👏 Cindy
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