The Horrors of Running-At-The-Mouth Disease (RATMD)!

As many of my so-called followers have duly (No, dual•ly since I only really have two) have recently noted, I have come down with this insidious affliction.  And this after only having recently miraculously recovered from …

A serious case of Mad Blogger Disease (MBD).

Medicines seem to be of little help unless they are intended to make you catatonic: much like our current education system. As for doctor’s and hospitals? Well, they may be two of the biggest carriers.

What then can I do?

I’ve vigoriously researched traditional Chinese medicine, tried acupressure, scanned past editions of Reader’s Digest as well as my extensive library of historic Mad Magazines with funny Prince Charles cartoons, but to no avail.

All suggestions would be appreciated but no necessarily welcome since Being-A-Flaming-A-Hole (BAFAH) is usually a companion affliction with RATMD.

Oh-Woe-Is-Me (OWIM) may also be on the horizon!

Wait!

Maybe what I really need is a laxative, more restful sleep and 20 hours of community service at the School for the Thinking Impaired!

Or better yet, apply for a Congressional Internship in Washington DC!

Or even better yet, just become a boisterous political junkie or run for President, where it will be normal accepted behavior: party optional.

Oh no!

Have I also maybe developed a humongous-amongous humorless tumor?

Hopefully benign!?

29 Comments Add yours

    1. Let the truth be known across the land!

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      1. Taylor Grace says:

        Insanity, party of 2 now seating hahahaha

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      2. Hopefully in a quiet, dimly lite, well hidden table with a curtain to boot!

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  1. judybarbera says:

    I really like this! I think!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. You made me smile. I hope you are feeling much better. Did you ever find a cure lol. Please let me know I sometimes suffer as well. 😆😉🤩

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Nothing that has fully worked..

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  3. hcmorris77 says:

    I don’t think any traditional medicine will help! None that I can think of, anyway!! As for me, myself and I…running for president might help!! Or maybe NOT running for president.
    Enjoy reading your posts!

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  4. Amy Barbera says:

    Dad this is so funny!!!! 🙂

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  5. “Maybe what I really need is a laxative” : would we have the same doctor ? 😀

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    1. Doctor, no! I only now have one doctor. They mostly treat symptoms with meds and procedures.

      But only rarely address the cause.

      There is no profit in curing illnesses and conditions!

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  6. This picture reminds me of Charlie Brown talking to Lucy in her booth!
    I loved watching the Charlie Brown specials when I was growing up. The Christmas one is the best in my opinion!

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Thanks! That’s her booth indeed!

      Liked by 1 person

  7. Mad Blogger Disease is all the rage😎

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Yes indeed! As well as RATFLWR disease!

      Liked by 1 person

    2. Running at the finger liking without reading!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. That’s a common condition 🤔

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      2. Yes! One day I looked at three different posts that had in total almost 1,400 likes. But there was only 1 comment in total!

        Does that make any sense?

        Liked by 1 person

  8. I have no idea what goes on
    beyond the firewalls of my own
    domain, but WordPress things
    do be totally insane 🥴

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Yes! Just floatin’ in the WordPress fish bowl!

      Liked by 1 person

  9. 🐟 🦈 🐙🐊

    Liked by 2 people

  10. bekitschig says:

    So true! Do I laugh or cry now?

    Like

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