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Constantly Seeking Pam•Spermia!

Posted by Halbarbera on

My wife says I continuously whisper the name Pam! Who is Pam!? I know you have a special machine that you constantly communicate with Pam!

????????????

I called a local church recently to ask if my bedridden wife could maybe call people in need! She has an excellent manner and way of talking to almost anybody.

A lady from the church stopped by and her name was ………

PAM!!!!!!

Honey! There is no Church Lady Pam and because of my advancing years, I produce Little to no ………

Spermia!!!

“Whoa! This is really a lot more information than I was expecting!”

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6 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:
    October 29, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    That’s not Funny!

    Liked by 2 people

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    1. TheMysteriousBlogger says:
      October 29, 2019 at 1:27 pm

      Pam•tasting…

      Liked by 1 person

      Reply
  2. Rethinking Scripture says:
    October 29, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    Whoa, a little more info than I was expecting… lol!

    Liked by 2 people

    Reply
    1. TheMysteriousBlogger says:
      October 29, 2019 at 2:48 pm

      Always expect the unexpected in life and especially around my Pamicied wife!

      Liked by 3 people

      Reply
  3. Moises Ramos says:
    October 30, 2019 at 1:13 am

    Glorious

    Liked by 2 people

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    1. TheMysteriousBlogger says:
      October 30, 2019 at 1:25 am

      Thanks! Oh glorious be or maybe ‘Oh woe is me!’

      Liked by 1 person

      Reply

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