HELL! When I Was YOUR AGE!

I HAD TO WALK

barefoot to school

every day …

Up hill both ways!

Usually

in a blizzard

windstorm

Even drivin’ rain or snow!

No raincoat

umbrella

no cloths

MOST DAYS!

Summer

Fall

Winter

Spring

The same barefoot way!

‘Cause that ……

I lost

most my toes

half my nose

can’t sneeze

bend my knees

EVEN GET LAID!

SO

Don’t YOU

give me

ANY OF YOUR

moanin’

groanin’

whinin’

TODAY or Any Day!

‘Cause

Your

Damn

iPhone

Won’t Play!!!

20 Comments Add yours

  1. Amy Barbera says:

    Dad you are so funny!!! You sure think outside the box and the iphone LOL 🙂 🙂 🙂

    Liked by 5 people

  2. judybarbera says:

    Very funny I say! What’s this about being ‘laid!?’

    Liked by 4 people

    1. Thank you for the read and comment!

      Like

  3. KT Workman says:

    Heard it from my parents…repeated it to my son, and grandsons. And life goes on. 😎

    Liked by 4 people

  4. calmkate says:

    lol heard this whine before … great way to distract them 🙂

    Liked by 4 people

    1. Thanks.

      Even Neanderthal Man
      whined and dined
      this to his dismay!
      But I fear
      he just slowly
      faded away
      the Homo Sapien
      wise ass man way!

      Liked by 2 people

      1. calmkate says:

        cute … shame some of our world leaders wouldn’t follow his lead …

        Liked by 2 people

  5. Rupali says:

    Ah! childhood memories 🙂

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Yes! Rain, snow … stubbed toes! 😃

      Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Why thank you…

      Liked by 2 people

  6. Andrea says:

    This made me laugh out loud.
    Sounds like my parents 😅

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      So glad you liked it …

      Liked by 1 person

  7. judybarbera says:

    Great post and funny too!

    Liked by 2 people

  8. Cate Spader says:

    The “uphill both ways” line is so cliche but so true 😂🙈

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      I lived near Spook Mountain in Maryland where everything was uphill both ways! 👻

      Liked by 2 people

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