I HAD TO WALK
barefoot to school
every day …
Up hill both ways!
Usually
in a blizzard
windstorm
Even drivin’ rain or snow!
No raincoat
umbrella
no cloths
MOST DAYS!
Summer
Fall
Winter
Spring
The same barefoot way!
‘Cause that ……
I lost
most my toes
half my nose
can’t sneeze
bend my knees
EVEN GET LAID!
SO …
Don’t YOU
give me
ANY OF YOUR
moanin’
groanin’
whinin’
TODAY or Any Day!
‘Cause
Your
Damn
iPhone
Won’t Play!!!
Now The Mysterious Blabberer? 
Dad you are so funny!!! You sure think outside the box and the iphone LOL 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Thanks 🤳🏽
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Very funny I say! What’s this about being ‘laid!?’
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Nice 😎👍!
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Thank you for the read and comment!
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Heard it from my parents…repeated it to my son, and grandsons. And life goes on. 😎
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Hell yes for sure!
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lol heard this whine before … great way to distract them 🙂
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Thanks.
Even Neanderthal Man
whined and dined
this to his dismay!
But I fear
he just slowly
faded away
the Homo Sapien
wise ass man way!
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cute … shame some of our world leaders wouldn’t follow his lead …
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Indeed!
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Ah! childhood memories 🙂
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Yes! Rain, snow … stubbed toes! 😃
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How fun!
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Why thank you…
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This made me laugh out loud.
Sounds like my parents 😅
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So glad you liked it …
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Great post and funny too!
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The “uphill both ways” line is so cliche but so true 😂🙈
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I lived near Spook Mountain in Maryland where everything was uphill both ways! 👻
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