Poetry, Semi-Prose, Short Story

Whatever Happened to “Honest Hal?”

Posted by Halbarbera on

For some unknown reasons that fathom me…

in the 2nd grade some of my teachers and fellow tiny classmates used to refer to me as Honest Hal. Was this just a subtle form of bullying ahead of it’s time, somehow? No, someHal?

Now ‘Honest’ was debatable I do feel and I did not do anything to make it real. I was just a wee tot needing glasses who could hardly see, and had to stand on a footstool in order to pee.

But now my wife, Cute Judy Lee, does say

“Honest Hal,” are you kidding me? And even with a footstool you can still now hardly pee!

…… …… ……

What kind of post this be?

Have you lost it?

Have you completely soaked yourself just trying to pee?

Published by Halbarbera

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6 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:
    October 15, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    It’s cute and good. And what happened to ‘Honest Hal?”

    Liked by 2 people

    Reply
  2. Anonymous says:
    October 15, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    Beats the Hell out of me!

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply
    1. Halbarbera says:
      October 15, 2020 at 6:28 pm

      I’m not Anonymous, I’m Hal you see!

      Liked by 1 person

      Reply
  3. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View says:
    October 16, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    He grew up and went with the circus?

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply
    1. Halbarbera says:
      October 16, 2020 at 9:38 pm

      Damn…👻

      Liked by 1 person

      Reply
  4. Julie Juarez says:
    October 29, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    What was the blog were I posted all my Info about me and my family and age?

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

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