For some unknown reasons that fathom me…

in the 2nd grade some of my teachers and fellow tiny classmates used to refer to me as Honest Hal. Was this just a subtle form of bullying ahead of it’s time, somehow? No, someHal?

Now ‘Honest’ was debatable I do feel and I did not do anything to make it real. I was just a wee tot needing glasses who could hardly see, and had to stand on a footstool in order to pee.

But now my wife, Cute Judy Lee, does say

“Honest Hal,” are you kidding me? And even with a footstool you can still now hardly pee!

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What kind of post this be?

Have you lost it?

Have you completely soaked yourself just trying to pee?