You first have to become a fool…
before you can become a master!
So wander around in a daze because “Happy Days Are Near Again!”
The Effect of Attention Span:
According to a study by Microsoft, the average human being now has an attention span of eight seconds. This is a sharp decrease from the average attention span of 12 seconds in the year 2000. More shocking, perhaps, is the fact that research from JAMPP found that human attention span decreases by a whopping 88% every year.
For the notoriously ill-focused goldfish it is nine seconds, and again according to another damn study from Microsoft Corp., people now generally lose concentration after eight seconds, highlighting the affects of our increasingly digitalized lifestyle on the brain.
The attention span of a squirrelly squirrel is about one second. But if the squirrel is focusing on an acorn it is 4 minutes, a hugh increase!
Under normal conditions, the average dog has an attention span of around 15 minutes! (Are you kidding me?) …… During this high attentive period a dog is more open to learn and less resistant to control. Beyond the 15 minutes dogs actually become mentally tired and begin to resist the handler.
For our President, it’s anybody’s guess!
My Recommended Solutions:
Wear a lease, concentrate more on your and other people’s nuts and stick your head in a fishbowl for at least sixty seconds, three times a day!
Now The Mysterious Blabberer? 
Happy days are always Around if you look for them.
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👍👍👍 As all happy fool’s do know!
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Cute and so true! You fool!
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🥴…👻…👍
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So true but some of us stop at Fool It works for me
Stay well and Laugh
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Yes! The principle of 10,000 hours to become a master of something or anything!?
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Too Much time. I just want to sit and laugh
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Dad you are always so funny and your pictures are cute and funny too!! 🙂
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Thanks
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no truer words have ever been said
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These facts are crazy and amazing both😀
Really enjoyed this post. Thanks😊
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Thank you…glad you enjoyed it…🤗
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love it 🙂 and a little disturbing
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Thanks … Our attention span is being high jacked by social media!
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I’m learning to become more teachable.
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The best teacher is experience …
“Information is not knowledge
Experience is knowledge”
Albert Einstein
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I’m grateful for all my experiences. 🙏🏾
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