A Parody inspired by the song, Killing Me Softly, as sung by Roberta Flack!
Peeling off the salami slices with my fingers
on bread with brown mustard I thee make
Killing me slowing that salami
Killing me softly that processed meat
Shortening my whole life maybe by years
Killing me softly with it’s calories, fat, sodium and pork and beef!
I do love that spicy, delicious hard salami!
And so does Cute Judy Lee and Oreo the emotional suppot dog … a Cuban Havenese!
Once again from The Dumbest Blog Ever:
If you’re gonna kill me anyway I can’t think of a better way to go.
A delicious death … with Italian sub rolls!
Yum! Dying has never tasted so good.