Parody

Killing Me Softly … With Hard Salami! 🎼…🎸…🎷

A Parody inspired by the song, Killing Me Softly, as sung by Roberta Flack!

Peeling off the salami slices with my fingers

on bread with brown mustard I thee make

Killing me slowing that salami

Killing me softly that processed meat

Shortening my whole life maybe by years

Killing me softly with it’s calories, fat, sodium and pork and beef!

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I do love that spicy, delicious hard salami!

And so does Cute Judy Lee and Oreo the emotional suppot dog … a Cuban Havenese!

Good grief!!!

Once again from The Dumbest Blog Ever:

If you’re gonna kill me anyway I can’t think of a better way to go.

A delicious death … with Italian sub rolls!

Yum! Dying has never tasted so good.

Published by Halbarbera

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