None of this is really true!

You’re Unforgivable! That’s what you are! You’re a bad man!

If there’s a woman, you’ll see em!

Women everywhere, women in Korea, church ladies, old ladies using crutches or walkers; even aliens from outer space!

You’re a disgrace!

If it’s wearing a skirt you think you’re Captain Kirk.

“PLATO’S STEPCHILDREN” Season three, episode 10

“Beauty…survives.”

A whore-mongering womanizer who needs to be totally circumsized so you never, ever get another rise!

I wish that weren’t true!

Pam this; whispers that; machines or whatever humming clandestinely in the night!

That’s a fact!

I Love You Too …… Dear!

Yes! My wife says I’m Unforgivable… So in her honor, I offer a little song for her soul!

Unforgivable:

(Not ever sung by Nat King Cole)

Unforgiveable
That’s what I are
Unforgivable
Tho’ near or in my car

Like the garlic smell that clings to me
How your thoughts do things to me
Never before or never sense
Has someone like me, been more…

Unforgivable
In every way
Forever a whoremonger
That’s how I’ll NOT stay

That’s why, darling, it’s regretable
That someone like you, so Unbelievable
Thinks that I am

An Unforgivable fool!

Hal!

You’re Not Funny!!!