The Organic Semi-Vegan Doodle Reblog!

A Healthy Doodle For A Healthier Life:

Just don’t eat the paper it’s created on, unless you suffer from pica!

My Exclusive Recipe Follows:

Start with a sheet of organic paper.

Soak with several Q-tip dabs of organic cold-pressed fruit juice; black seed oil; extra virgin olive oil, unfiltered of course; and white distilled vinegar.

Cover with an organic mix of chopped carrots, celery, onions, green peppers and a strawberry for the nose.

Add crushed crackers or pretzel pieces.

Come on! We do need some sugar and carbohydrates to give it a little flavor!

Sprinkle with spices: ground black pepper; cinnamon; iodized sea salt; and ground turmeric.

Add a few emoticons and scribbles to give it more artificial flavoring and features.

Impress two wet kisses to form the ears!

Pray to your God or to yourself if you don’t have a god.

Go for a 30-minute walk to clear your head. You’ll definitely need it!

Then enjoy at your own risk!

To Quote Moises Ramos:

I’ve heard of this one. This is that recipe that has been pasted down through generations, never fails to give you that pep in your step! But something seems to be missing. Hmmm, ah! I know! You forgot to add the good ole ‘go fuck yourself’ in the recipe! Very important step if you want those nutrients and to detoxify your system! We all know we need that step in today’s world. Hahahahaha nice post man!

16 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:

    Cute! Looks delicious!
    Not!

    Liked by 3 people

    1. For sure … not! 🤮

      Liked by 3 people

  2. Moises Ramos says:

    I’ve heard of this one. This is that recipe that has been past down through generations, never fails to give you that pep in your step! But something seems to be missing. Hmmm, ah! I know! You forgot to add the good ole go fuck yourself in the recipe! Very important step if you want those nutrients and detoxify your system! We all know we need that step in today’s world. Hahahahaha nice post man

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    1. Thanks! Guess I was ‘fuck out of luck’ when I forgot to add the spicy ‘good ole fuck yourself’ to the recipe!

      I will the next time and rename it the Ramos Fuckin’ Organic Obscene-Vegan Doodle!

      LOL!

      Liked by 2 people

      1. Moises Ramos says:

        Hahaha!

        Liked by 2 people

  3. Interesting concoction, surprisingly enough some of it is palatable but maybe not mixed. 😂

    Liked by 3 people

    1. You are right again! It should be renamed, The Organic Semi-Palatable-Vegan Doodle, to be exact!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. That’s cool.
        Just a thought how do vegans cope with clothes and shoes? Everything would have to be cotton or artificially made.

        Liked by 2 people

      2. True vegans
        walk barefoot
        as they fart
        artificial
        cotton balls
        that’s all!

        Liked by 2 people

      3. Good one, I love it ..thanks 1😂😂😂

        Liked by 2 people

  4. Thanks! Should I make it into a post? I do have cartoons fo fit the words.

    An Ode to Odd Vegans?

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Thanks for following my site, you are very kind.

    Liked by 3 people

  6. What a wonderful recipe!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Thanks …… Tasty, barfy and non- fatfy

      Liked by 2 people

  7. I’m a little scared now. 🤔

    VVN

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Thanks.

      But the only thing
      you have to fear
      is near beer itself!

      Like

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