I’ve Got It Completely Under Control!

Yes! I’ve definitely got it under my control!

Not!

There are no Red states …

There are no Blue states …

There are only My States … My World … and My Insanity!

Kung fu?

No!

Kung phooey!!!

May ‘Karma do no harm ah’
as he eats his ‘just deserts!’

My recommended change for the next debate?

Please! No Debate … Just Deflate!

Oreo likes to run and jump after she takes a crap! In this case, she did it immediately after the first debate!