Sh…! Sh….! Sh……it!

When I was about 4 years old, I started to always reply to my parents by saying ••••••

Sh..! Sh….! Sh…….it!

It continued until my parents finally took me to a supposed doctor or a practicing A-hole!

Sometimes it’s really hard to tell the difference!

Well, this doctor warned me sternly that if I did not stop saying ‘Sh…..it,’ I’d be sent to reform school! To which I replied:

#Censored!!!#

Luckily I was not shipped off to reform school! The doctor just told my father that he should not hit me! Which for my father was a difficult task since he liked to beat my older brothers if they offended him.

Which they often did!

So! If I stepped out of bounds he would not hit me outright. He just would pinch me on the cheeks or arms or whatever with a Sicilian passion! To which I sometimes would reply:

???This is getting boring and redundant!??

And to this day, when I get mad or do something like hit my thumb with a hammer, I would automatically yell!!!

S***! Sh**! Sh**********it!

************

But when I feel spiritual, read the Scriptures or recite the Lord’s Prayer, I fervently and thankfully reply ……

Amen!

Amen!!

AMEN!!!

12 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:

    Oh! That’s very good!

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      S…! Sh..t! Thanks!

      Liked by 2 people

  2. Both reactions are entirely legitimate.

    Liked by 5 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Yes! But amen is better for the Soul!

      Liked by 4 people

  3. “a practicing A-hole!”

    LOL! Hahahaha 🤣. Brilliant.

    Oh I yell much worse than that when I hurt myself 😆😅.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Thanks for like and comments. It’s the thought that counts!

      Liked by 1 person

  4. Julie Juarez says:

    HAHA so true.I don;t know what I would do without this.Again HAHA

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Do the right thing, always!

      Like

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