When I was about 4 years old, I started to always reply to my parents by saying ••••••
Sh..! Sh….! Sh…….it!
It continued until my parents finally took me to a supposed doctor or a practicing A-hole!
Sometimes it’s really hard to tell the difference!
Well, this doctor warned me sternly that if I did not stop saying ‘Sh…..it,’ I’d be sent to reform school! To which I replied:
#Censored!!!#
Luckily I was not shipped off to reform school! The doctor just told my father that he should not hit me! Which for my father was a difficult task since he liked to beat my older brothers if they offended him.
Which they often did!
So! If I stepped out of bounds he would not hit me outright. He just would pinch me on the cheeks or arms or whatever with a Sicilian passion! To which I sometimes would reply:
???This is getting boring and redundant!??
And to this day, when I get mad or do something like hit my thumb with a hammer, I would automatically yell!!!
S***! Sh**! Sh**********it!
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But when I feel spiritual, read the Scriptures or recite the Lord’s Prayer, I fervently and thankfully reply ……
Amen!
Amen!!
AMEN!!!
Oh! That’s very good!
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S…! Sh..t! Thanks!
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Both reactions are entirely legitimate.
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Yes! But amen is better for the Soul!
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True.
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“a practicing A-hole!”
LOL! Hahahaha 🤣. Brilliant.
Oh I yell much worse than that when I hurt myself 😆😅.
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Thanks for like and comments. It’s the thought that counts!
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👍
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Haha agree.
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💩💩💩👻
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HAHA so true.I don;t know what I would do without this.Again HAHA
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Do the right thing, always!
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