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Just a Left-Handed Saturday!

As a natural-born righty ……

What would really happen today

if everything I did

I did the left-handed way?

“Is that good?”

to my wife

I did ask.

“No, silly fool!!! How then would you then wipe your ass!?”

How indeed!!?

Now, everything I’m writing

is true you see.

And it is time

for my morning

left-handed pee!

After which

I will continue

on my merry way:

wiping

thinking

even stinking

eating

walking

and yes

even talking

the left-handed way!

And finally …

by the by

by the bye

and

but… but… butt…

bye the way,

I already

mostly wipe

the left-handed way!

Anyway!

************

Yes!

Again!

What would happen

if just for today,

I did do everything

the left-handed way?

🤔….

I’d just write a sorry-assed poem like I just did today!

By Halbarbera

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15 replies on “Just a Left-Handed Saturday!”

I have become truly ambidextrous over the past 5 years. I can write equally well with both hand. And in addition six different writing positions on each hand.

Maybe 10% of people are ambidextrous but only 1% can write equally well with either hand!

My art, poetry, etc is a consequence of synching my brain hemispheres.

And I’m approaching 80!

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