Just a Left-Handed Saturday!

As a natural-born righty ……

What would really happen today

if everything I did

I did the left-handed way?

“Is that good?”

to my wife

I did ask.

“No, silly fool!!! How then would you then wipe your ass!?”

How indeed!!?

Now, everything I’m writing

is true you see.

And it is time

for my morning

left-handed pee!

After which

I will continue

on my merry way:



even stinking



and yes

even talking

the left-handed way!

And finally …

by the by

by the bye


but… but… butt…

bye the way,

I already

mostly wipe

the left-handed way!





What would happen

if just for today,

I did do everything

the left-handed way?


I’d just write a sorry-assed poem like I just did today!


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