As a natural-born righty ……
What would really happen today
if everything I did
I did the left-handed way?
“Is that good?”
to my wife
I did ask.
“No, silly fool!!! How then would you then wipe your ass!?”
How indeed!!?
Now, everything I’m writing
is true you see.
And it is time
for my morning
left-handed pee!
After which
I will continue
on my merry way:
wiping
thinking
even stinking
eating
walking
and yes
even talking
the left-handed way!
And finally …
by the by
by the bye
and
but… but… butt…
bye the way,
I already
mostly wipe
the left-handed way!
Anyway!
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Yes!
Again!
What would happen
if just for today,
I did do everything
the left-handed way?
🤔….
I’d just write a sorry-assed poem like I just did today!
Now The Mysterious Blabberer? 
Very funny, I say!
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Fa … fafa … fun … funny!
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Dad you sure have a way with words!!! You are so funny!! I am a left-handed girl! 🙂
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Do everything then the right-handed way for a day!
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There are also mixed-handers like me, left-handed for eating, the rest mostly right-handed but not necessarily. A good training for the two sides of my brain
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I have become truly ambidextrous over the past 5 years. I can write equally well with both hand. And in addition six different writing positions on each hand.
Maybe 10% of people are ambidextrous but only 1% can write equally well with either hand!
My art, poetry, etc is a consequence of synching my brain hemispheres.
And I’m approaching 80!
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Very interesting, thanks for the Information!
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And I increased my IQ to qualify in the top 5% according to Sanford-Binet. A c+ student in high school and college.
Neuroplasticity and Acupressure rule!
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I still have 18 years tlll the age of 80, actually mental techniques like hypnotical trance or Reiki are sufficient for me. But I will keep this in mind. Thanks a lot 👍
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Left hand nothing! You should try left footed!
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I have a post about that. I drew with my feet much like you seem to post with your ass! LOL
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Well you have me pegged pretty well. Lolz.
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That’s gonna be a messy day 😀
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👇🏽below
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Yes! But the left-handed way!
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