I am not a fruit or vegetable!!!
I … am … a Human Bean!!!
No!
Actually, I’m an Obscene … Legume … Bean!
David Redpath:
I presume a legume
needs cookin’
before consumin’
Or am I just nuts?
Yes, they should be cooked! Some of the methods for cooking legumes include: Stove-top – put legumes in a pot and cover them with at least 2 inches of water. Bring to a boil and remove any foam that forms. Reduce heat to a bare simmer and cook until tender (the cooking time will vary depending on the legume). There is often a lot of confusion with the difference between beans and legumes. Some people think they are two entirely different things. Others believe “beans” and “legumes” are entirely interchangeable. I want to help settle the confusion between these two similar terms so you can learn to eat and cook with both for healthy diet.
Legumes are plants that bear fruit that grow in pods. Beans are the seed from different variety of plants, although typically the whole plant is referred to as beans. This is much to much about beans and legumes?
That’s me schooled. Now is a banana a fruit or a herb, as Donavan keeps telling me to me to smoke them!
A banana is an edible fruit – botanically a berry – produced by several kinds of large herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa. In some countries, bananas used for cooking may be called “plantains”, distinguishing them from dessert bananas. As for Banana Republics? They are countries ruled by fruits!
A fruit case, or a basket case … like Iraq and Lybia?
Yes indeed: fruity basket cases!
The Horror!!! But funny!
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Yes! Better a baked bean than a hotshot hotdog!
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Lol. Funny!
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Thanks for the read and comment…
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Awh Dad this is so funny and creative! I love your cute picture too! 🙂
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Take on the movie, The Elephant Man!
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You make a good bean…😁
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Burrito? I hope! 💥💥💥
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Burritos are good…you could do worse. 😁
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Half baked … or fully fried? 😎
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Me or the Human Bean?
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I presume a legume
needs cookin’
before consumin’ 🤔
Or am I just nuts 🥔
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Yes, they should be cooked!
Some of the methods for cooking legumes include: Stove-top – put legumes in a pot and cover them with at least 2 inches of water. Bring to a boil and remove any foam that forms. Reduce heat to a bare simmer and cook until tender (the cooking time will vary depending on the legume).
There is often a lot of confusion with the difference between beans and legumes. Some people think they are two entirely different things. Others believe “beans” and “legumes” are entirely interchangeable.
I want to help settle the confusion between these two similar terms so you can learn to eat and cook with both for healthy diet.
Legumes are plants that bear fruit that grows in pods.
Beans are the seed from different varieties of plants, although typically the whole plant is referred to as beans.
This is much to much ado about beans and legumes!
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That’s me schooled ✔️
Now is a banana 🍌
a fruit or a herb,
as Donavan keeps
telling me to me
to smoke them 😎
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A banana is an edible fruit – botanically a berry – produced by several kinds of large herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa. In some countries, bananas used for cooking may be called “plantains”, distinguishing them from dessert bananas.
As for Banana Republics?
They are countries ruled by fruits!
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A fruit case, or a basket case,
… like Iraq and Lybia?
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Yes indeed: fruity basket cases!
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Haha. He was wondering if you meant to spell it ‘Lybia’ (correct country spelling) or ‘Lydia’! 🤒
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Corrected to Lybia…
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🤓🗺
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😱
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It’s that horrid?
Must be my worldview and politics!
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😂
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Ha,ha,ha…nice….!
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Danka!
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My pleasure !
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oh my, oh my, oh my!
Love it!!
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Thank you…
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
A Bean Dip
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😄
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😂😂😂
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Appreciate your like!
What is a poet’s favorite legume?
Rhyma-beans!
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You had me at ‘human bean’ 😂😂
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Thanks. From The Elephant Man movie …
I am a Human Being!
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How wonderful! It brings a smile to the face 😊
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😃❤️👻
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Yum. Fruity beans!
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Yes. Fruity beans are legumes.
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