I Think I Sat On That Same Damn Potty!

All latti datti …

On Saturday …

Anticipating a Saturday Night Special …

Cause on Saturdays …

I is Saturday’s Child …

Oh Saturea …

Suffering With Diarrhea ………

The following is taken loosely from Monday’s Child.

Published: 1838 (first printed source)

Songwriter(s): unknown and most likely dead!

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Monday’s Child is fair of face

Tuesday’s Child is full of grace,

Wednesday’s Child is full of woe,

Thursday’s Child has far to go,

Friday’s Child is loving and giving,

Saturday’s Child works hard for a living,

And the child born on the Sabbath Day …

Dare I say is bonny, blithe, good …

And sometimes I fear … is …

Ugh … ah … ly! And that’s a given!