Of Global Warming, Bowels, and Flatulating Cows!

Climate Change and/or Global Warming Alert!:

Yes! And painting the tops of buildings white or covering with plants would help lower the city ‘heat island’ effect!

And what about all those damn flatulating cows!?

Yes, would feeding Gas-X to farting cows help!?

“Cow belches, conversely, are hilarious. It’s the rare issue that’s seriously impactful and giggle-inducing—bovine flatulence is a precious, smelly diamond in the climate change rough. And it turns out to be an even bigger problem than we thought.

A new estimate of the global methane emissions from cow mouths and butts is 11 percent higher than previous stats suggested. The study was funded by NASA’s Carbon Monitoring System program, and published in the journal Carbon Balance and Management. Fortunately, it seems that the U.S. estimates are still on track. It was mainly the global numbers that varied.”

And please don’t forget all those other animals and politicians everywhere!!!

You know, the “Bullshit/Fart Island” Effect!!!

14 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:

    Thanks for the timely “fart alert!”

    Liked by 3 people

  2. hcmorris77 says:

    oh my!
    And what about all the other animals roaming around?
    Cows are the biggest problem, right? Or are they actually referring to humans…?

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Moises Ramos says:

    Change is constant, nothing to worry about. It’s funny what three ring circus sideshow comes up with though.

    Liked by 3 people

      1. Moises Ramos says:

        Yup yup

        Liked by 1 person

  4. dolphinwrite says:

    I’ve come to realize there are many, many mentally ill people out there, and many are writing books and articles, supporting this movement or others. The best is to think for yourselves, realize for yourselves, and don’t get frustrated by the movements that make their way into books and the media.

    Liked by 4 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Former USAF Meteorologists:

      Global warming has been replaced by the mantra of climate change. But the Earth’s climate has been changing for over maybe 4.5 billion years!

      Movements come and go
      Politicians and the people
      That think they know
      Are just passing fancies
      And are in it
      For money and for show!

      Liked by 1 person

  5. dolphinwrite says:

    Consider why scientists and others support that climate change is real when funds determine.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      The Earth’s climate has been changing consistently over 4.5 billion years. Yes climate change is undeniably real!

      Liked by 1 person

  6. rothpoetry says:

    Ha Ha! I think the methane coming out of congress would double the cows!!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Yes! I did allude to that!!!

      I did live near and work in Washington DC for about 30 years. First as a USAF weatherman at the Pentagon and then as a computer consultant at the US State Department.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. rothpoetry says:

        I saw your inference on that! Looks like we think alike!

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Halbarbera says:

        🥴…😳…🔫🐛

        Liked by 1 person

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