Do What The Filthy Rich People Do!

There Are 8 Things the Filthy Rich People Do That the Poor People Don’t Do!

1. Lie

2. Cheat

3. Steal

4. Make a lot of money

5. Cheat on their spouses (no everyone)

6. Make even more money

7. Bribe politicians & the entire legal system

8. Blatantly get away with it!

As a Bonus Factor:

If they have charisma … run for President!

If they don’t have enough charisma … Vice President!

Otherwise … buy politicians! They’re cheaper by the dozen.

Jeffrey Epstein, Esquire

This is so politically … no, so incorrect in so many ways.

And it’s an insult to posts everywhere, I again must say!

Coming Soon to a Post near you:

The Incredible Shrinking Blog!

PS: When you’re approaching 80, everything shrinks!

That is except for eyebrow, nose and ear hair!

9 Comments Add yours

  1. dr universe says:

    Quite the nice motto!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Can’t argue with that

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      👍🏼👻💥🔫…apparent suicide!?

      Liked by 1 person

  3. My answer was 9, all of the above! Did I get it right?

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      That’s up to you to decide!

      Liked by 1 person

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