Die happy
with your boots on
and all of your poems
pigeon-penned.
As the Lone Ranger
of Western fame
often said to Tonto.
Who then the stole his boots
and chopped off his head!
Yes!
Enough said
about the Lone Ranger’s
now lifeless head!
://///:
As for his horse, Silver, or was it Scout?
Well, Tonto just stuffed his head
after he knew
he too was quite dead!
;/////;
Is this a poem or prose?
Or do I suppose, Tonto,
that I too am
losing my head?
://///;
This cartoon
is not
a likeness of a horse
in any way.
It is a jackass!
Much like the poet
who poorly pigeon-penned
this pathetic, pitiful piece …
as a platitude
aimed at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA!
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Go Nittany Lions
Ahh! Ahh! Very cute!
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The headless wonder!
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Love it! Thanks for sharing!💝🌈
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Thank you for reading.
Take heed though.
Don’t lose you head.
Enough said.
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I love your zany humor. I reckon you’re worth following. Going to check out a few more of your posts 🙂
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Check away
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A repost from March. It is not pathetic!
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Thanks!
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I was glad you referred to Pittsburgh. I was beginning to worry about the whereabouts of my head.
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You left your head in Pittsburgh?
Is it high on a hill calling to you?
LOL
Me? I just left my first wife there: whereabouts unknown.
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bravo.
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Thank you!
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It’s a great poetry. Yes, great.
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WOW…thank you…you made my week!
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😀 de rien 😀
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de gas risueño
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Really, you’re in Pittsburgh? I have a sister and niece in Sewickley.
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Not really…now in South Florida..first wife was from Pittsburgh…with current wife we’re approaching 50th Anniversity!
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Congratulations!
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🎂🍷🤪
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Dad you sure have a way with words!!!!!! 🙂
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👍👍👍
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Love it
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Thank you for view and like!
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My pleasure
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I believe what the Lone Ranger said was ‘hi ho Silver away’.
The guy that played Tonto was born and raised in Ontario, Canada. I believe it was on the Six Nations Reserve.
But the poor pigeon will never write again…hehehehe!
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Right! And Tonto’s final words to the Lone Ranger were:
Me Tonto! You dead Lone Ranger… you greedy pale face Washicun “who steals the fat” no more!
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lol…. 😉
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Nicely written 👍🏻👍🏻loved the poem 😺😺
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Glad you like Pigeon-Penned even thou the Lone Range Pigeon is surely dead.
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When in doubt, send the Jackass grass.
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Roll me over
Roll me over
Roll me over
Through the clover
Smoking grass!
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Have a brownie!
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Is your name Jeffrey …… EPS…. ?
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Do you mean ESPN?
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EPStein, the Billionaire, who nobody knows where he got all that money when all he did was get massages and run around in his underwear.
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Oh, that guy. He killed himself, right?
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Yes!
They took him off suicide watch; he had all kinds of bedsheets and ropes in his cell; the camera facing his cell didn’t work; and the guards whose job was to check his cell every 20 minutes fell asleep and didn’t find him dead for three hours.
Yes! It was a clear case of suicide!
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Obviously!
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gotta write me some poems before I kick the bucket lolol
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Sounds like the beginning of a poem.
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🙂
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