A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
There’s much, much more at ……
Reuse your art as much as possible. You’re getting too old to be creative.
Even remember to reuse your farts. Dumbestblogger
in mixed company
reuse a flatus!