Doodles, Prose, Quote

What Smells Worse?

Posted by Halbarbera on

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.

There’s much, much more at ……

Patrick Murray

Reuse your art as much as possible. You’re getting too old to be creative.

Even remember to reuse your farts. Dumbestblogger

Hey!

It’s flatus
in mixed company
and
to reflatisize
is to
reuse a flatus!

Published by Halbarbera

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11 Comments Add yours

  1. JUST EKTA says:
    August 1, 2020 at 1:09 am

    hahaha Good one!

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply
    1. Halbarbera says:
      August 1, 2020 at 1:11 am

      Thanks again…

      Like

      Reply
  2. SMB says:
    August 1, 2020 at 1:12 am

    Hahahahahahaha

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply
    1. Halbarbera says:
      August 1, 2020 at 1:16 am

      Thanks … needed that!

      Liked by 1 person

      Reply
  3. judybarbera says:
    August 1, 2020 at 1:17 am

    This is and is not funny!

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply
    1. Halbarbera says:
      August 1, 2020 at 1:22 am

      Just kidding!

      Liked by 1 person

      Reply
  4. dumbestblogger says:
    August 1, 2020 at 10:30 am

    Art? I even try to reuse my farts.

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply
    1. Halbarbera says:
      August 1, 2020 at 10:37 am

      That’s conservative of you:

      It’s flatus
      in mixed company
      and
      to reflatisize
      is to
      reuse a flatus!

      Liked by 1 person

      Reply
      1. dumbestblogger says:
        August 1, 2020 at 10:39 am

        Exacty.

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Halbarbera says:
        August 1, 2020 at 10:44 am

        Added this to post. Boredom mostly!

        Liked by 1 person

      3. dumbestblogger says:
        August 1, 2020 at 11:09 am

        Boredom is the mother of creativity.

        Liked by 1 person

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