The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
There’s much, much more at ……
Reuse your art as much as possible. You’re getting too old to be creative.
Even remember to reuse your farts. Dumbestblogger
Hey!
It’s flatus
in mixed company
and
to reflatisize
is to
reuse a flatus!
hahaha Good one!
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Thanks again…
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Hahahahahahaha
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Thanks … needed that!
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This is and is not funny!
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Just kidding!
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Art? I even try to reuse my farts.
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That’s conservative of you:
It’s flatus
in mixed company
and
to reflatisize
is to
reuse a flatus!
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Exacty.
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Added this to post. Boredom mostly!
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Boredom is the mother of creativity.
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