What Smells Worse?

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.

There’s much, much more at ……

Patrick Murray

Reuse your art as much as possible. You’re getting too old to be creative.

Even remember to reuse your farts. Dumbestblogger

Hey!

It’s flatus
in mixed company
and
to reflatisize
is to
reuse a flatus!

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