That Damn Cat on the Backyard Fence!

The cat in the sac

the cat in the box

the cat who seems to think he’s a fox.

The cat in the hat

or scurrying across the floor.

The cat that likes to crash into the kitchen glass door.

The cat on his comfy pillow

that thank God

does dutifully use his litter box

as opposed to the floor.

The cat that likes to slumber.

The cat that goes ape shit at the unexpected sight of a cucumber.

The cat that plays with and kills birds, mice and other furry things for sure.

The cat that would even kill me

if I were short, short

and very close to the floor.

Need I continue?

Need I really say more.

And finally!

I have rarely seen

anything more creepy

out of this worldly

even make me feel squirrelly

than that strange,

seemingly deranged,

damn spooky cat on my backyard fence!

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Quoth the Very Dead Raven, Nevermore!

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11 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:

    A strange cat for sure!

    Liked by 2 people

      1. judybarbera says:

        The cat in the hat box?

        Liked by 1 person

  2. map195 says:

    naughty cat i think

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Naughty to a faulty!

      Like

  3. Omatra7 says:

    That cucumber aspect is kinda hilarious though – I have seen videos of that 😄✌️

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Yes, a built in fear of cucumber snakes!

      Liked by 1 person

  4. Normally I love cats but this picture is downright scary- 😮

    VVN 🎂🎂🎂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Yes! Creepy, spooky and out of this world … but still like cats.

      Like

  5. ROJEENA says:

    Haha.. creepy cat 😂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Yes! That damn creepy and scary
      cat. But cuter in the light!

      Liked by 1 person

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