I am Sir Frederick Felix Feline, 9th Earl of Cattshire Commons
My litter box does not stink!
Like the Queen herself, I even have my own Royal Litter Pooper Scooper!
So bow low when you address me
and always show me the respect I am due
or else I’ll scratch your eyes out!
Dare not to look deeply into my eyes!
Many small animals have to their despair!
And I can surely scare the shit out of any dog, any day!
As for you, have you ever seen the movie,
The Incredible Shrinking Man?
Well, depending on the size of the dog … bekitschig
of the dog
in the fight
of the fight
in the dog!”