I am Sir Frederick Felix Feline, 9th Earl of Cattshire Commons
My litter box does not stink!
Like the Queen herself, I even have my own Royal Litter Pooper Scooper!
So bow low when you address me
and always show me the respect I am due
or else I’ll scratch your eyes out!
Dare not to look deeply into my eyes!
Many small animals have to their despair!
And I can surely scare the shit out of any dog, any day!
As for you, have you ever seen the movie,
The Incredible Shrinking Man?
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Well, depending on the size of the dog … bekitschig
“It’s not
the size
of the dog
in the fight
-NO-
It’s
the size
of the fight
in the dog!”
Mark Twain
Now The Mysterious Blabberer? 
Most definitely full of shite!
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Like most, I fear!
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Dad you always has such funny “out of the box: posts and pictures!! You sure are creative and fun! 🙂
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The Earl of Cattshire is the typical cat!
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A most regal pussy!
As is most of the royal family.
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Yes! Especially the Royal Queen Pussy!
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“Steel a little
and they throw you in jail.
Steel a lot
and they make you King.”
~ Bob Dylan 🤔
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Bob Dylan, man of STEAL.
At least he can spell 😎
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Well, maybe you were just trying to prepare yourself for something difficult!
I write too quickly, steeling myself for another post full of mispelngs!
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No mithgivings about it.
Being so close to Fanksgiving 👌
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Hahaha! Food for thought! If you serve only stuffed hotdogs as the main course, do you call it Franksgiving!?🌭🌭🌭🍋🦃🦃🦃
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What sort a wiener would do dat!
Sounds very unpatriotic 🌭🏴☠️ 😎
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A Frankie Doodle Dandy……
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That’s handy 🌭🖐️
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Mascha von Berlin would take down a fiffy dog any day! Greetings to the royal cat
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In a poetic way
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Well, depending on the size of the dog …
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It’s not
the size
of the dog
in the fight
It’s the size
of the fight
in the dog
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Mark Twain quote … put in post
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