The Earl of Cattshire Commons!

I am Sir Frederick Felix Feline, 9th Earl of Cattshire Commons

My litter box does not stink!

Like the Queen herself, I even have my own Royal Litter Pooper Scooper!

So bow low when you address me

and always show me the respect I am due

or else I’ll scratch your eyes out!

Dare not to look deeply into my eyes!

Many small animals have to their despair!

And I can surely scare the shit out of any dog, any day!

As for you, have you ever seen the movie,

The Incredible Shrinking Man?


Well, depending on the size of the dog … bekitschig

“It’s not

the size

of the dog

in the fight



the size

of the fight

in the dog!”

Mark Twain

By Halbarbera

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