The Earl of Cattshire Commons!

I am Sir Frederick Felix Feline, 9th Earl of Cattshire Commons

My litter box does not stink!

Like the Queen herself, I even have my own Royal Litter Pooper Scooper!

So bow low when you address me

and always show me the respect I am due

or else I’ll scratch your eyes out!

Dare not to look deeply into my eyes!

Many small animals have to their despair!

And I can surely scare the shit out of any dog, any day!

As for you, have you ever seen the movie,

The Incredible Shrinking Man?

************

Well, depending on the size of the dog … bekitschig

“It’s not

the size

of the dog

in the fight

-NO-

It’s

the size

of the fight

in the dog!”

Mark Twain

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