The Earl of Cattshire Commons!

I am Sir Frederick Felix Feline, 9th Earl of Cattshire Commons

My litter box does not stink!

Like the Queen herself, I even have my own Royal Litter Pooper Scooper!

So bow low when you address me

and always show me the respect I am due

or else I’ll scratch your eyes out!

Dare not to look deeply into my eyes!

Many small animals have to their despair!

And I can surely scare the shit out of any dog, any day!

As for you, have you ever seen the movie,

The Incredible Shrinking Man?

************

Well, depending on the size of the dog … bekitschig

“It’s not

the size

of the dog

in the fight

-NO-

It’s

the size

of the fight

in the dog!”

Mark Twain

19 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:

    Most definitely full of shite!

    Liked by 3 people

  2. Amy Barbera says:

    Dad you always has such funny “out of the box: posts and pictures!! You sure are creative and fun! 🙂

    Liked by 3 people

    1. The Earl of Cattshire is the typical cat!

      Liked by 1 person

  3. A most regal pussy!
    As is most of the royal family.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Yes! Especially the Royal Queen Pussy!

      Liked by 1 person

  4. “Steel a little
    and they throw you in jail.
    Steel a lot
    and they make you King.”
    ~ Bob Dylan 🤔

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Bob Dylan, man of STEAL.
    At least he can spell 😎

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Well, maybe you were just trying to prepare yourself for something difficult!

      I write too quickly, steeling myself for another post full of mispelngs!

      Liked by 2 people

  6. No mithgivings about it.
    Being so close to Fanksgiving 👌

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Hahaha! Food for thought! If you serve only stuffed hotdogs as the main course, do you call it Franksgiving!?🌭🌭🌭🍋🦃🦃🦃

      Liked by 1 person

  7. What sort a wiener would do dat!
    Sounds very unpatriotic 🌭🏴‍☠️ 😎

    Liked by 1 person

    1. A Frankie Doodle Dandy……

      Liked by 1 person

      1. That’s handy 🌭🖐️

        Liked by 1 person

  8. bekitschig says:

    Mascha von Berlin would take down a fiffy dog any day! Greetings to the royal cat

    Liked by 1 person

      1. bekitschig says:

        Well, depending on the size of the dog …

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Halbarbera says:

        It’s not
        the size
        of the dog
        in the fight

        It’s the size
        of the fight
        in the dog

        Liked by 1 person

      3. Halbarbera says:

        Mark Twain quote … put in post

        Like

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