Apocalypse Cow … the Barnyard!

Actual Barnyard Quotes from the 1979 Classic War Movie, “Apocalypse Now!?”

NAY!! Just close!!

Colonel Daisy: I love the smell of mydung in the pasture.

Lt Quacky: Ducks don’t surf.

Captain Porky: Disneyland! Fuck, this shitty pig style smells better than Disneyland.

A Chicken: The Horror … The horror …

Sarge: I’m just an Erin Clerk … used to collect chicken and duck bills.

Chief: So whaddya wanna do? Eat the chicken … kill the duck?

Colonel Daisy: I love the smell of mysweet flatulence in the morning.

The Olde Farmer Macdonald Guy: You’re wacko, man … it’s fuckin’ pig shit idolatry!

Sarge: Hell! The bullshit is piled so high in this barnyard, you need ‘finger licking chicken’ wings just to stay above it.

Chief: Some day the chicken slaughter gotta end.

Another Chicken: The horror … The horror-able horror!

Major General List: Fumigate!!! With extreme prejudice!

Colonel Daisy: This damn milking gotta stop someday. My udders have been stretched to the limit!

Another Chicken: The horror … the udder horror …

Sgt. Squirrelly: I watch this damn snail crawl ever so slowly along the cow’s back … That’s my dream. Am I nuts?

Colonel Daisy: This is the end!

Lone Surviving ‘Free Range’ Chicken: The End!?

Colonel Daisy: Yes! Kiss it … No peck, peck, peck it, please!

Finger Licking Chickens Everywhere: This really is the horror … Yes! It’s really

‘The Cow’s Behind!’

…………

Do the Funky Chicken! Pretty Please!

💃🏻🕺🏻🐣🐺🐤🐔

24 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:

    Love it and the animals!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. I am not an animal! I am a baked bean!

    Like

  3. Amy Barbera says:

    Dad this is so creative and fun!!!! I LOVE your fun cow picture too!! You are so out of the box creative! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  4. judybarbera says:

    You have gone totally bonkers!!!
    Yes! The horror……!

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    1. Yes! It’s fuckin’ cow shit idolatry!

      Liked by 1 person

  5. hcmorris77 says:

    I’ll do the funky chicken if you play the music
    🙂

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    1. Thanks! I’ll play finger-lickin’ jazz on my Unprofessional Keyboard!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. hcmorris77 says:

        Haha! Do I need to dress as colonel Sanders?

        Liked by 1 person

      2. No! 👗👕👚

        Why does KFC have no toilet paper?

        Its finger lickin’ good

        Liked by 1 person

  6. Moises Ramos says:

    This was fun!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. The end is definitely near!

      Liked by 1 person

  7. Its too late too sleep,I guess,time is bit late on your side..

    Like

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Yes. It’s 2:30 am and I’m watching this damn snail crawl ever so slowly along the floor … That’s my dream. Am I nuts?

      Liked by 1 person

  8. Prophetic! Probably.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Maybe a barnyard Revelation of sorts

      Liked by 1 person

  9. It’s so creative and fun! Thanks for posting!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Thanks indeed for reading and commenting!

      Like

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