Actual Barnyard Quotes from the 1979 Classic War Movie, “Apocalypse Now!?”
Actual Barnyard Quotes from the 1979 Classic War Movie, “Apocalypse Now!?”
NAY!! Just close!!
Colonel Daisy: I love the smell of mydung in the pasture.
Lt Quacky: Ducks don’t surf.
Captain Porky: Disneyland! Fuck, this shitty pig style smells better than Disneyland.
A Chicken: The Horror … The horror …
Sarge: I’m just an Erin Clerk … used to collect chicken and duck bills.
Chief: So whaddya wanna do? Eat the chicken … kill the duck?
Colonel Daisy: I love the smell of mysweet flatulence in the morning.
The Olde Farmer Macdonald Guy: You’re wacko, man … it’s fuckin’ pig shit idolatry!
Sarge: Hell! The bullshit is piled so high in this barnyard, you need ‘finger licking chicken’ wings just to stay above it.
Chief: Some day the chicken slaughter gotta end.
Another Chicken: The horror … The horror-able horror!
Major General List: Fumigate!!! With extreme prejudice!
Colonel Daisy: This damn milking gotta stop someday. My udders have been stretched to the limit!
Another Chicken: The horror … the udder horror …
Sgt. Squirrelly: I watch this damn snail crawl ever so slowly along the cow’s back … That’s my dream. Am I nuts?
Colonel Daisy: This is the end!
Lone Surviving ‘Free Range’ Chicken: The End!?
Colonel Daisy: Yes! Kiss it … No peck, peck, peck it, please!
Finger Licking Chickens Everywhere: This really is the horror … Yes! It’s really
‘The Cow’s Behind!’
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Do the Funky Chicken! Pretty Please!
💃🏻🕺🏻🐣🐺🐤🐔
Now The Mysterious Blabberer? 
Love it and the animals!
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I am not an animal! I am a baked bean!
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Dad this is so creative and fun!!!! I LOVE your fun cow picture too!! You are so out of the box creative! 🙂
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Moo Rah!
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This is crackers in the best possible way!😂
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Tanks You …… 😜
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lol!
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Again, tank ewe!
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Your welcome!
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You have gone totally bonkers!!!
Yes! The horror……!
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Yes! It’s fuckin’ cow shit idolatry!
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I’ll do the funky chicken if you play the music
🙂
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Thanks! I’ll play finger-lickin’ jazz on my Unprofessional Keyboard!
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Haha! Do I need to dress as colonel Sanders?
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No! 👗👕👚
Why does KFC have no toilet paper?
Its finger lickin’ good
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This was fun!
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The end is definitely near!
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Its too late too sleep,I guess,time is bit late on your side..
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Yes. It’s 2:30 am and I’m watching this damn snail crawl ever so slowly along the floor … That’s my dream. Am I nuts?
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Ha ha ha!!
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Prophetic! Probably.
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Maybe a barnyard Revelation of sorts
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It’s so creative and fun! Thanks for posting!
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Thanks indeed for reading and commenting!
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