Apocalypse Cow … the Barnyard!

Actual Barnyard Quotes from the 1979 Classic War Movie, “Apocalypse Now!?”

NAY!! Just close!!

Colonel Daisy: I love the smell of mydung in the pasture.

Lt Quacky: Ducks don’t surf.

Captain Porky: Disneyland! Fuck, this shitty pig style smells better than Disneyland.

A Chicken: The Horror … The horror …

Sarge: I’m just an Erin Clerk … used to collect chicken and duck bills.

Chief: So whaddya wanna do? Eat the chicken … kill the duck?

Colonel Daisy: I love the smell of mysweet flatulence in the morning.

The Olde Farmer Macdonald Guy: You’re wacko, man … it’s fuckin’ pig shit idolatry!

Sarge: Hell! The bullshit is piled so high in this barnyard, you need ‘finger licking chicken’ wings just to stay above it.

Chief: Some day the chicken slaughter gotta end.

Another Chicken: The horror … The horror-able horror!

Major General List: Fumigate!!! With extreme prejudice!

Colonel Daisy: This damn milking gotta stop someday. My udders have been stretched to the limit!

Another Chicken: The horror … the udder horror …

Sgt. Squirrelly: I watch this damn snail crawl ever so slowly along the cow’s back … That’s my dream. Am I nuts?

Colonel Daisy: This is the end!

Lone Surviving ‘Free Range’ Chicken: The End!?

Colonel Daisy: Yes! Kiss it … No peck, peck, peck it, please!

Finger Licking Chickens Everywhere: This really is the horror … Yes! It’s really

‘The Cow’s Behind!’


Do the Funky Chicken! Pretty Please!


By Halbarbera

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