A Wino’s Lament!

Back by unpopular demand!

I like my wine

Like I like my women ….

In a stupor

Ready to pass out!

Robin Williams loosely quoted ’cause I’m drinkin’ a Barbera wine nightcap!

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The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.

A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, sir. You’re obviously drunk.”

The wasted wino asked, “Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?”

“Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.”

Obviously relieved, the wino said

“That’s a relief – I thought I was a cripple.”

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/barjokes/drunkwinojoke.html

14 Comments Add yours

  1. Moises Ramos says:

    Hahaha! That’s great!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Thanks! And a tip of a bottle to you!

      Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Salud……🍷

      Liked by 1 person

  2. KT Workman says:

    😂😂😂😂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Cheers 🍷🍷🍷🍷🙄

      Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Thanks! In a stupor Cute!?

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Yeah I laughed about the wino thought he was a cripple. “:)

        Liked by 1 person

  3. Enjoy that nightcap!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      A popular Italian wine it is!

      Liked by 1 person

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