First diagnosed in 2013 after a homeless man got severely ill after being licked by a totally stir-fried Kentucky Finger-Licking Chicken! In this case, the stupid chicken was a-licking an iPhone screen!
You mean to tell me that chickens have tongues!
Yes! But only The Infamous Kardashian Chicken known for it’s long protruding twitching tongue, humongous ass and breasts!
It seems the Kim the Chicken became a carrier for dreaded “iPhone Touch Disease” after some farmhand named Kris accidentally dropped his iPhone on a free-range chicken farm field. The whole range then had to be quarantined by the totally clueless U.S. Food & Drug Administration! And Kris had a species-change operation to become a chicken.
One of the most obvious symptoms of this disease, other than outlined above, is “overly deranged thoughts and actions” causing the ‘touched’ to do, say and write wierd shit like this post!
Need I really say more?
13 replies on “Touched By Dreaded iPhone Touch Disease!”
You’re touched alright!
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A wonderful vote of confidence!
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😀 I love it !
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Thanks! You must be touched!
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I’m afraid I am.
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You said enough… 🤣
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Even cows like Chicken!
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Yes! And even chickens love lower-case chickens!
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Yum!
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Are you describing a nightmare you have had?
I am surprised that you didn’t mention “do chickens have lips”? hehehehe 🙂
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Well? Chickens do not have lips; instead they have beaks that consists of two parts (an upper and a lower) and a small triangular shaped tongue. They do not have any teeth. And they do no have a tongue like in the cartoon.
So that in itself may be a nightmare, you see!
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lol
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I have nominated you for The Mystery Blogger Award.
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