A Padded Cell Awaits!

A thought-provoking question from Kieran!

Shouldn’t you (also) be writing with your left foot?

Maybe then you could get a book and movie deal!



I write equally well with both my left and right hands in various positions.

Then Y not then with both feet in various toe positions while laying on my back!

And don’t forget the mouth and the other orifices!

And all while singing Amazing Grace in Mandarin Chinese and eating chop suey with upside-down chop sticks made in America by Chinese slave labor on the 4th of July!

But first, I’ll have to get to the finals on America’s Got Talent!

Either that …… or a comfy padded cell!

Bedsheets optional if you are contemplating suicide!

13 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:

    I like this a lot! The picture says it all!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Heliophilecooksandwrites says:

    Love this

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Thanks. Glad
      you liked it.

      Liked by 1 person

  3. Kieran says:

    Images, words, wit… Showing off all your talents at once. Remember to take a tooth brush to your cell — and remember they will only give you crayons to write with, so brush up on the crayons skills.

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    1. Thanks! I think!? The crayons were in there!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Kieran says:

        You are welcome. And yes crayons can keep you sane.

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Yes. As long as you don’t eat more than two a day!


  4. No padded cell could do justice
    to someone so ambidextrous 😎

    Liked by 1 person

    1. 🤲🏼🦶🏻👍👐🏼👎🏼✌️🤛

      Liked by 1 person

  5. “Fifteen minutes a day Jim, and I’ll have the dexterity of a chimp.” -Dwight Schrute

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    1. Halbarbera says:

      Well! Twenty minutes a day Jim, that’s all it takes. Twenty minutes a day, all feet, no hands and I’ll have the pedi-dexterity of a chimp, and you’ll be sitting there like an idiot.

      In a padded cell!

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      1. I learned so much from The Office.

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