Tales From the Shopping Cart Crypt!?

Helpful Tales From the Crypt?


Tales From the Coronavirus Shopping Cart Crypt!

For those who suffer from Shopping Cart Syndrome (SCS) and fear of Coronavirus Exposure each week.

“Shopping cart syndrome” can be caused by over-shopping and can lead to both mental and physical pain! It has recently been discovered that Cartimox can help such people along with Getalife supplements. A doctor that works in a local local hospital described a patient suffering from dizziness for two months that had to quit her job because it was so bad. So he prescribed this medicine and supplements and she was better in about six weeks. And my physical therapist told me that his patients with the disorder were given this medicine and it has also helped them.

But don’t take my word on this matter because I haven’t completed 8 years of medical school.

Other Useful Ways to Alleviate SCS and Coronavirus Fears:

Wear a mask and keep your social distance in the shadows and apart 6+ feet.

Don’t Shop Until You Drop! Especially if you’ve ever suffered from the Dropsies.

Don’t shop for shopping sake because you think you need something! No! Shop for God’s and health sake!

While shopping is cheaper and better for you mental well-being than a psychiatrist, either way you can still get emotionally screwed!

Remember, a bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.

Just trying to spread useful facts. And occasionally muffled flatulence!


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Unfunny? 👎🏽

By Halbarbera

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