Tales From the Shopping Cart Crypt!?

Helpful Tales From the Crypt?

No!

Tales From the Coronavirus Shopping Cart Crypt!

For those who suffer from Shopping Cart Syndrome (SCS) and fear of Coronavirus Exposure each week.

“Shopping cart syndrome” can be caused by over-shopping and can lead to both mental and physical pain! It has recently been discovered that Cartimox can help such people along with Getalife supplements. A doctor that works in a local local hospital described a patient suffering from dizziness for two months that had to quit her job because it was so bad. So he prescribed this medicine and supplements and she was better in about six weeks. And my physical therapist told me that his patients with the disorder were given this medicine and it has also helped them.

But don’t take my word on this matter because I haven’t completed 8 years of medical school.

Other Useful Ways to Alleviate SCS and Coronavirus Fears:

Wear a mask and keep your social distance in the shadows and apart 6+ feet.

Don’t Shop Until You Drop! Especially if you’ve ever suffered from the Dropsies.

Don’t shop for shopping sake because you think you need something! No! Shop for God’s and health sake!

While shopping is cheaper and better for you mental well-being than a psychiatrist, either way you can still get emotionally screwed!

Remember, a bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.

Just trying to spread useful facts. And occasionally muffled flatulence!

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Funny? 👍

Unfunny? 👎🏽

12 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:

    Very interesting and useful health information!

    Liked by 4 people

    1. Just trying to spread useful facts. And occasionally quiet farts!

      Liked by 2 people

  2. Interesting and helpful information 👌👌

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Your originality and humor turn out some awesomely funny material to being from the crypt. I will be back for more.

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Thank you. I will be on my best behavior. Not!

      Liked by 1 person

  4. Kelly Curtis says:

    Nicely done Hal. Take care and thank you for following.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Thank you for read and follow.

      Liked by 2 people

  5. Have you ever considered taking some of your art, writings and put them together in a book, a coffee table book?
    Your wit is always funny and always brings to my face a smile!
    Keep them coming! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Thanks for that! I have, called “Scenes and Screams From a Normal, Abnormal Life,” and “Emails to Myself!”

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Those sound great!
        I would love a collection of your art!

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