Never, Ever, Whatsoever Say Pam!

You did it again! You said PAM!

Who is PAM!!!?

Honey! There is no Pam. It’s only you!❣️❤️❤️

It’s my personal never ending story …

Pam I,

Pam the Sequel,

The Curse of the Damned Pam!

I can be as ‘quiet as a Church Mouse’, in a daze or in my sleep…

I promise, I swear, that never Pam

do I speak.

I may say Spam, ham, ‘slam bam thank you mame …’

It could be the sound of my feet on the carpet or maybe the spinning living room fan.

It could be the way I breathe and exhale …

Hhhh..hammmmmmm!

But GOD do strike me now!⚡️

Never is it Pam!

Never in the morn’, noon, afternoon or even late night!

No! I never, ever, whatsoever say Pam.

Cause it’s truly my wife’s biggest fright!

👻👻👻

……

👻👻👻👻👻👻

………

👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

………

“p..pa..paaammmmmm …”

🤡

20 Comments Add yours

  1. David Davis says:

    Tell her you’re talking about cooking spray.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Yes! Pam non-stick original cooking spray…

      But I doubt she’ll buy it.

      Liked by 2 people

  2. judybarbera says:

    I like it. But the whole time you were writing it, you were saying Pam!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Yes! It was Pam hysteria…be damned!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. What does Pam think? :-)))

        Liked by 1 person

      2. No Pam… just a 👻!

        Liked by 1 person

  3. Amy Barbera says:

    Oh No Dad… Not the Pam thing again!!! I am praying for you and mom so much! 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

    1. It never, ever, whatsoever ends!
      Hallucinations?

      At least I have another post.

      Like

  4. smilecalm says:

    many couple sessions
    with a trained therapist
    could help overcome
    this misunderstanding 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. My wife is slipping into dementia.

      I don’t need couple therapy. She has had over 65 years of trained therapist so-called help from anorexia, through OCD and everything else in between.

      Thank you!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. smilecalm says:

        sorry for misunderstanding!
        i admire your compassionate efforts
        at caring for her 🙂

        Liked by 1 person

      2. No problem!

        Just trying to get by as best I can with a little humor sometimes on my side.

        Liked by 2 people

      3. That’s really heavy though.

        Liked by 1 person

  5. Ham before the exam began – it’s a good program, madam or man – as long as it rhymes with Sam and never Pam… but the Lamb called Bam will do! 🤗 🐑

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      A rhyme for the time!

      Liked by 1 person

  6. Every Pam needs a Jim!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Yes! My wife does need a
      Gym!

      Liked by 1 person

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