The Handy Dandy Rough and Ready Ruff!

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He’s Surely Back!

Just a posh high-fashion wetlands prowler seen across Eurasia. A marsh wader loyal to his lek.

Or is it, he likes to take a lek?

Yes! It’s really ‘independents day’ for this dandy male fellow all fluffed-ruffed and lekking for a frightful mock fight.

Yes!

Trying as he might to entice a visiting softer female type on the high-low wetlands prowl for a prospective partner and some feather-dusting copulation.

Or is it wader-pulation?

But this gumboot is not looking for a ‘ruff and tumble, tootie-fruitie’ wife.

No!

Actually, he’s prefers ‘one-night-stands-just-looking-for-a-hottie’ wader types!

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