Heading Homeward In Leaps and Bounds!

This doodle doesn’t seem to make a lot of sense! What are you trying to say?

Well ……

It’s like my life of 78 years.

No clear purpose or goal you see.

Random this …

Pitiful that …

Once pulled

a rabbit

out of a hat!

Ate too much …

Got too fat …

Raised some dogs

two psychopath cats!

Worked in a Korean

weather station

infested with rats!

Was once attacked

by a scary red-eyed bat!

Had a shotgun

blow up

in my face!

But escaped

and still part

of the human race.

Got married twice you see …

The first a flop …

The second a breeze!

Raised two daughters

both doing quite well.

Blessed with two grandsons

also doing swell!


but not

with a lot to do …

So I’ve turned

to art



walking barefoot

without shoes!

The end is near!

Some angels

I do

occasionally hear.

Or is that just gas

passing from my rear?

Yes, my mind is slipping

as I’m getting too old!

May God have mercy

on my




19 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:

    I do like this a lot!

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Thanks…been on your site a lot!

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Gav says:

    That is brilliant! 😄🤗

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Well, thank you very much!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Gav says:

        I smiled all the way through reading it! 🤗

        Liked by 2 people

      2. Good! Laughter is the best medicine!

        Liked by 2 people

  3. Amy Barbera says:

    Dad I really LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this so much! What you wrote is so clever, funny & fun! 🙂

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Thanks…a spur of the moment write!


  4. Moises Ramos says:

    You sure can write good stuff

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Let the subconscious do the writing!?

      Liked by 2 people

      1. Moises Ramos says:

        Yup, best stuff comes when you’re in the flow, it’s fun too

        Liked by 2 people

  5. Excellent humorist way to display the journey of life…good one Hal 😂

    Liked by 2 people

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