Three blind ducks. Three blind ducks.
See how they waddle shuffling in the rough.
Their poor little ducklings were run over by a red pickup truck.
They then went blind after seeing a naked farmer’s wife.
Whose husband did then run amuck with a carving knife.
Did you ever see such a pitiful sight in your sorrowful life.
As three blind shuffling, stumbling, waddling ducks?
Let alone, the buck naked farmer’s wife!