I don’t always like it in WordPress City …
Cause nobody knows my name …
‘Til I start postin’ and a-pissin’ …
Hopin’ for a little vain fame!
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Well, I wanna go home …
Yeah, I wanna roam …
Yeah, I wanna turn off …
My damn iPhone!
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But I ‘can’t turn off my iPhone …
Cause I once lived near West Virginie …
And got Barbera Moonshine …
In my vain veins!
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Well, my momma …
Done gave me …
My first saxophone …
My papa his …
Italian-Greek Sicilian name!
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Yes, I still do …
Wanna go home …
But mostly just …
Turn off that damn iPhone!
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And then run buck naked …
In the cool, refreshing rain …
Recitin’ verse and rhyme …
Like I’m totally insane!
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But surely not …
in the shadow of tall palms …
But in the shade …
Of All-American pine!
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With my bothers and no sisters …
I cut my teeth on Barbera wine …
But I still do long …
To go back to that dear …
Home of mine!
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But damnit …
My hair is much …
Too thin and unruly …
Where is that damn useless toothless comb of mine?
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Notes:
I dropped all my real social media sites! And only use my blog!
But I think I get most of my fixes from
Lifestyle
Walking
Neuroplasticity exercises
Acupressure
Learning to play the piano
Singing
Art
Farting
and
even though I’m 78 …
Swinging!
Now The Mysterious Blabberer? 
Oh so very funny and insane!
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Dah! Thanks!
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You got dat blog fever
You got it bad
But keep bloggin’ forever
cold an bare nakerd
for da best bloggin’ time
anyone ever had 😎
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Hat tip … just bloggin’ in the hood…
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Just a jester gangsta
in a blogger’s paradise 😈🏴
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But I do blog too much!
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Social media blogging
does trigger a dopamine
reward pathway.
You see blog sites posting
6 plus times a day.
Getting a big cyber fix
… you could say.
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I dropped all my real social media sites! And only use my blog!
But I think I get most of my fixes from
Lifestyle
Walking
Neuroplasticity exercises
Acupressure
Learning to play the piano
Singing
Art
Farts
and
even though I’m 78 …
Swinging!
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🎼 🎶Swing low. . .
Mysterious Blogger 🎶 😎
As you keep on
keepin’ on 👍
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The West Virginie hood dat is!
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I thought Virginia was way
down south?
But then, I failed geography
… and biology 🤔
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Lived in Northern Maryland about 15 miles from the West Virginia border.
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Being an Australian
all I know about Maryland
is they like eatin’ chicken 🐔
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They do!? Do you live in the Wayback Outback! Mate!
But in Australia the term “Chicken Maryland” simply refers to a butcher’s cut for a whole leg consisting of the thigh and drumstick.
But for me, Maryland is to crab as Bubba Gump is to shrimp:
You can fry it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s Maryland crab soup, cream of crab soup, crab dip, steamed crabs, king crab, snow crab, lump crab cake, soft-shell crab, crab pizza, crab chips, crab pretzels, etc.
Phew. That’s a lot of options.
But I may be wrong cause my mind is slipping from eating too much Maryland chicken!
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Just posted based on your inspiration about chicken! Thanks!
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Yes, I come from the land down under
Where women glow, and men plunder
But sadly, we’ve forgotten how to
cook chicken 🐔
Since the big Junk Food Invasion
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Down Under – Men at Work!
What about sautés kangaroo stew and that tasty Creamed Platypus Corny Soup?
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Our platypi
are just too cute
to be made into a pie!
Some choose
to eat kangaroo.
Even cook ’em into
Emu and Roo stew.
But I just can’t join thems
in eating
our national emblems 😎
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But you’re Cajun Chicken sounds
gumbo yumbo 🍗😎
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WOW Dad I LOVE this!! What an Awesome song poem… It was so funny!!!! You gotta turn off that iphone before it drives you crazy! LOL 🙂
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Ain’t that the tooth!
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Once the dreaded iPhone insinuates itself into one’s life, it’s all over but the crying.
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Yes, especially if you suffer from that dreaded iPhone touch disease!
Apple is recognizing that “Touch Disease” is a thing. … The term “Touch Disease” refers to the touchscreen issues that surface after the phone undergoes stress, like being dropped on the floor several times. In many cases, iPhone users have complained the touchscreen will entirely stop working for several months.
Are they talking about the phone or the toucher of the phone “home alone!?”
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🤪Got me….
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Omg. This just made my day. You might be my favorite blogger. 🙂
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OMG! Glad to make your day by the way!
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