Unscramble a Trifle and what do you get?
An angry tire throwing a fit
or your typical elf taking the lift?
Or maybe a flirt eating fiber
or a fire burping flit.
How about a classic Winchester rifle or an Olde Wild West fret-ting rift?
Just include an ‘o’ or maybe a ‘u’
a snotty left-handed loftier flute
you do get!!
So here’s ‘Til EFT Do Us Part’
and liter-ing lifer‘s eat shit!
to the tirl … tie … li … ti tiler‘s …
And that …
my Ire-ish friends
might say …