From lying youth of noble birth comes blood vengeance and that’s the Truth for what it’s worth!

Ahh! The ‘bust and bustle’ of a Sri Lanka psychedelic bus!

Tis better … to have loved and lost than to have constantly obsessed about the proper use of dental floss!

The WordPress Water Closet of Emergency Blog Management is a moronic oxen if ever there was one.

Don’t you mean Oxymoron, you moronic oxen?

Tis better to have just talked the talk … than to have soiled your pants and gawked!

Time does slow down the more you’re down. Robert Downing, Jr.

Life was sometimes like a box of dark chocolate laxatives. The more you ate the more you would s?!$!

My favorite of favorites?

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make ’em shit!

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More UnQuotable Quotes are welcome!