Give Me Liberty or Give Me Toilet Paper!

What has happened to all the toilet paper?

Where has all the toilet paper gone?

There’s rioting in the stores, malls, and any place where toilet paper is sold! You can see the desperation in their eyes.

Oh, the horror!

Yes!

Give me liberty but also give me all that toilet paper you have! Or else!

What does toilet paper, or paper products in general, really have to do with things like hurricanes and medical disasters in general.

The world is coming to an end. So, what I need the most is something to clean my end!

If toilet paper is that necessary then why not just buy as much as possible and store it away so you won’t be wiped out!

Lucy, Lucy’s Works:

This is funny, but true.

Can’t believe people are also on the streets selling rolls of toilet paper for cash. It’s crazy.

Yes! There’s now a black market for white toilet paper!

42 Comments Add yours

  1. Lucy says:

    This is funny, but true.
    Can’t believe people are also on the streets selling rolls of toilet paper for cash. It’s crazy.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      A black market in white toilet paper! The horror!

      Can I use your reply in the post?

      Liked by 1 person

      1. CattleCapers says:

        My dad used an outhouse growing up. They used the Sears catalog, sadly also unavailable now.

        Liked by 4 people

      2. Halbarbera says:

        Sears catalog and/or corn cobs … my older brothers used poison ivy! LOL

        Liked by 1 person

      3. CattleCapers says:

        Kept them from sitting still…

        Liked by 2 people

      4. Halbarbera says:

        And from sitting also …

        Liked by 1 person

  2. judybarbera says:

    I like this a lot!

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Thank you! 🧻🧻🧻

      Liked by 1 person

  3. Amy Barbera says:

    Dad this is so true! We need to pray so much:) This is a really terrible time with this Corona Virus and everything especially tiolet paper is running out on the shelves! We need to take it seriously and pray so much!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Take it seriously! Yes! Seriously!

      Liked by 1 person

  4. Lolz. This is the best. I love your perspective.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      That’s for your support!

      Liked by 1 person

  5. josiesvoice says:

    I think right now, the armored truck driver will be much safer and not held up unlike the truck driver who carries a big shipment of TP.

    Liked by 4 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Yes! Oh! The horror!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. josiesvoice says:

        🧻🧻🧻 LOL

        Liked by 1 person

  6. Eventually all that toilet paper will end up in only one place, the crapper!
    Why hoard it is beyond me. I am sure that there is not that much feces in a person over a period of two weeks.
    For me it is just a crappy situation….lol 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      It’s
      a total
      wipe out
      In my
      opinion!

      Liked by 2 people

  7. CattleCapers says:

    Hopefully people will learn from this to stock up and not procrastinate.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Let’s hope……

      Liked by 1 person

  8. Gersom Clark says:

    Same case here in the Philippines.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Yes. Same almost everywhere it seems!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Gersom Clark says:

        Thank GOD, we were able to buy sufficient number. It is hard to go back to the supermarket with the lockdown imposed in the capital, social distancing, and the fear due to rising number of infected. Scary actually.

        Liked by 2 people

  9. Ana Daksina says:

    Reblogging this to my readers at sister site Poetic Justice

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Thanks much…

      Like

  10. Zhang Hongbo says:

    😅

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      🚩🧻🧻🧻

      Like

  11. Geri Lawhon says:

    I could not stop laughing after reading, “The world is coming to an end. So, what I need the most is something to clean my end!” This post was funny, but also sad how people react.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Even now, I can’t find useful paper products at the big chain stores. Only the smaller stores. But as a kid in the 40s there were other ways as long as it wasn’t poison ivy which did wipe out my brothers for a while and to my delight!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Geri Lawhon says:

        Brothers sometime deserve it.

        Liked by 1 person

  12. Halbarbera says:

    They sure did!

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Julie Juarez says:

    Don’t you just hate when you are in the restroom and there is NO toilet paper and you live by yourself and you need to get up and wipe your tush with some thing else other than toilet paper.Before I had a Husband and my kids that would happen 24/7.I am 32 years young and married to my Husband Colton Smith.With my kids,Kaylie,Bonnie,Danny,Jeremy,and Brennan.It is a Handful!I had way to many children.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Two girls and three boys, a glorious handful indeed! Way to many children? Somebodies got to do it!

      Like

  14. Julie Juarez says:

    That is just a couple of facts about me.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Good facts…but the phrase, “Just the facts, ma’am,” became misattributed to his character following a radio satire of Dragnet in 1953 by Stan Freberg. Sgt. Friday never actually said “Just the facts, ma’am”, but it stuck.

      Like

  15. Outosego says:

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