A fat cat
playing a trumpet
his tongue
got stuck
in the mouthpiece.
A firehouse dog
grabs a hose
not to put out the fire
but to attack the fat cat
tonguing the trumpet!
The fat cat then crashes
into a brick wall
rolls over
and severs his tongue!
In the end
it was
the trumpet
that won!
It now had a tongue!
But to quote parkermccoy: “Hahaha. This made me laugh! Poor fat cat! How will he bathe now?”
Yes! How will the cat bathe and how will it survive: fighting heatstroke; medical issues; grooming; loosening the jaw; relaxing and fiddling with food texture and taste!?
Poor doomed fat cat!
Now The Mysterious Blabberer? 
Funny and cute!
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Me or the cartoon?
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Dad this is so funny & really cute! 🙂
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Really wanted a tuba but there was no emoticon tuba
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LOL Where does your head go? I laughed when I read this though! 😀
Just want to say, the final post (ever) for the Boy is up and posted. This one ties everything up and completes his journey. I may turn it into a book at some point, I don’t know yet. Thank you once again for the encouragement to write his world down for others to see. xx
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It goes where my mind has not gone before!
I will read your boy’s post for sure! A story that you have told and a book it should be sold!
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Aww you are too kind xx 😀
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Does the trumpet now meow?
🙂
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It toots and meows
It’s tongue does
Make them and
Other sounds!
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LOL!
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Thanks!
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Hahaha. This made me laugh! Poor fat cat! How will he bathe now?
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👇🏼see comment below
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Included your reply and my response in the original post. Thanks!
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Yes! How will he bathe and how will he survive: fighting heatstroke, medical issues, grooming, loosening the jaw, relaxing and fiddling with food texture and taste!
Poor doomed fat cat!
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