Give Me A Fat Cat, A Trumpet and Some Tongue

A fat cat

playing a trumpet

his tongue

got stuck

in the mouthpiece.

A firehouse dog

grabs a hose

not to put out the fire

but to attack the fat cat

tonguing the trumpet!

The fat cat then crashes

into a brick wall

rolls over

and severs his tongue!

In the end

it was

the trumpet

that won!

It now had a tongue!

But to quote parkermccoy: “Hahaha. This made me laugh! Poor fat cat! How will he bathe now?”

Yes! How will the cat bathe and how will it survive: fighting heatstroke; medical issues; grooming; loosening the jaw; relaxing and fiddling with food texture and taste!?

Poor doomed fat cat!

15 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:

    Funny and cute!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Amy Barbera says:

    Dad this is so funny & really cute! 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Really wanted a tuba but there was no emoticon tuba

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  3. gemstrong63 says:

    LOL Where does your head go? I laughed when I read this though! 😀
    Just want to say, the final post (ever) for the Boy is up and posted. This one ties everything up and completes his journey. I may turn it into a book at some point, I don’t know yet. Thank you once again for the encouragement to write his world down for others to see. xx

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      It goes where my mind has not gone before!

      I will read your boy’s post for sure! A story that you have told and a book it should be sold!

      Liked by 2 people

      1. gemstrong63 says:

        Aww you are too kind xx 😀

        Liked by 1 person

  4. linienspiel says:

    Does the trumpet now meow?
    🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      It toots and meows
      It’s tongue does
      Make them and
      Other sounds!

      Liked by 1 person

  5. parkermccoy says:

    Hahaha. This made me laugh! Poor fat cat! How will he bathe now?

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      👇🏼see comment below

      Liked by 1 person

    2. Halbarbera says:

      Included your reply and my response in the original post. Thanks!

      Liked by 1 person

  6. Halbarbera says:

    Yes! How will he bathe and how will he survive: fighting heatstroke, medical issues, grooming, loosening the jaw, relaxing and fiddling with food texture and taste!

    Poor doomed fat cat!

    Like

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