Give Me A Fat Cat, A Trumpet and Some Tongue

A fat cat

playing a trumpet

his tongue

got stuck

in the mouthpiece.

A firehouse dog

grabs a hose

not to put out the fire

but to attack the fat cat

tonguing the trumpet!

The fat cat then crashes

into a brick wall

rolls over

and severs his tongue!

In the end

it was

the trumpet

that won!

It now had a tongue!

But to quote parkermccoy: “Hahaha. This made me laugh! Poor fat cat! How will he bathe now?”

Yes! How will the cat bathe and how will it survive: fighting heatstroke; medical issues; grooming; loosening the jaw; relaxing and fiddling with food texture and taste!?

Poor doomed fat cat!

By Halbarbera

👉🏻👉🏽👉🏿 The Flippant Side of the Far Side!? ...... Only Tony Spitsarelli's Shadow Really Knows for Sure!


  1. LOL Where does your head go? I laughed when I read this though! 😀
    Just want to say, the final post (ever) for the Boy is up and posted. This one ties everything up and completes his journey. I may turn it into a book at some point, I don’t know yet. Thank you once again for the encouragement to write his world down for others to see. xx

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Yes! How will he bathe and how will he survive: fighting heatstroke, medical issues, grooming, loosening the jaw, relaxing and fiddling with food texture and taste!

    Poor doomed fat cat!


Leave a comment

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: