Highlights: Scenes and Screams From A Normal/Abnormal Life!

Chapter 5: South Jersey Tales:

__The Only Game In Town!

—Jumping Bloody Muddy Stumps!

—The Strange Incident at Silver Lake!

—I Do Apologize, Sunfish and Bullfrogs!

—The Catfish’s Second Chance?

—The Cowardly Fat Future All-State Lineman!

—I Shed-Tears for Puppy-Eyed Love!

—A Dangerous Shotgun Misfired in My Face!

__Night Terrors and Dark Man Cometh!

—The ‘Shed-Door Horrors!’

—The Strange Death of 7 Migrants!

—An Angry Deranged Man With a Knife!

Oops Poops … Just My Father!

—The Nightmare Barn on North Delsea Drive!

—I May Be Small … But I’m Weak!

—Death is The Ice Storm’s Revenge!

__Angels At Our Front Door?

Sound Interesting At All?

Nah!!’

Now! Do You Understand!?

David Redpath?
Ever feel like you’re
watching a scene
on the big screen
and
you’re the scene
looking back
and
it’s your Bar Mitzvah

and

You’re not even Jewish!?

LOL?
NO!!!
SOL!!!!!

🤪😳😲💀💩

20 Comments Add yours

  1. I don’t understand.
    I’m so confused, I’ve forgotten who and where I am.

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    1. I don’t understand that you don’t understand the sections of Chapter 5!

      What about me? I had to live it!

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      1. I’m sorry. My mother was a mountain goat so I read everything backwards, upside down and inside out. I’ll try harder.

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      2. Just a book in progress and theses are some of the sections.

        I now write with either hand, backward, upside down, mirror image in various language scripts while hopping on my left leg.

        Put the post in front of a mirror and it may then be better understood!

        My Mother Was A Mountain Goat would make an excellent title for post or better yet your life story book!

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      3. Sounds like a dozen books from the antichrists kitchen.

        Sure, that’s one of doing it. Luckily I have 2 left legs, therefore hopping is unnecessary.

        I’ll try the mirror, toes crossed I don’t fall in this time.

        I should probably hurry up and write that life story. The subscription is almost up on this life, I’ll need to create a new account soon.

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      4. Ah! You’re clever and have such a definite plan! Remember to keep track of your ‘accounts payable!’

        Liked by 2 people

  2. judybarbera says:

    Sounds interesting…

    Liked by 1 person

    1. If you read it, yes! But to live it?

      Liked by 1 person

  3. Halloween in front of the big screen
    seems to be the only escape 😱
    But hark! Is that a scream in the dark?
    Ooops … too late 👻

    Liked by 3 people

    1. Thanks for the Weisenheimer advice and concern.

      But what if you’re
      watching the scene
      on the big screen
      and
      you’re the scene
      looking back
      and
      it’s not Halloween!?

      LOL?

      NO!!!

      SOL!!!!!

      🤪😳😲💀💩

      Liked by 2 people

  4. 1984 … all over again, Winston?

    I did buy a new Chinese television.
    But when I plugged it in it started
    telling me to sit up straight, and
    stop slouching. It was the latest
    Big Mother flatsceen TV 📺 🙄

    Liked by 3 people

    1. 👍👀🤙🏽 … Updated the post to include Redpath’s Ghost!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Hava Nagila! ✡️

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Yes! הבה נגילה‎, as we all sing this Israeli folk song!

        Liked by 1 person

  5. I thought I saw some aliens making contact in 1954! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Friend or foe? Do I really know!?

      Liked by 1 person

  6. Moises Ramos says:

    Dark man looks eerily similar to tall man. Are they connected? Working together to feed off your energy by making you vibrate at a certain frequency? Hhmmm….I’m on to them🧐

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      They are all spooks of the same feather!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Moises Ramos says:

        I knew it!😤

        Liked by 1 person

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