You Speak Chinese!? 你會說中文嗎?

Is it true, you’re fluent in Chinese?

Yes!

Manikin! A much maligned modern dialect spoken mainly in Guangdong and Guangxi Province Chinese Restaurants and Department Stores mainly between 9am and 5pm China Standard Time, on alternating Thursdays, mostly!

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人體模型! 主要在廣東省和廣西省百貨商店使用的一種備受詬病的現代方言主要是在中國標準時間上午9點到下午5點之間,週四交替播放!

Réntǐ móxíng! Zhǔyào zài guǎngdōng shěng hé guǎngxī shěng bǎihuò shāngdiàn shǐyòng de yīzhǒng bèi shòu gòubìng de xiàndài fāngyán zhǔyào shi zài zhōngguó biāozhǔn shíjiān shàngwǔ 9 diǎn dào xiàwǔ 5 diǎn zhī jiān, zhōu sì jiāotì bòfàng!

9 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:

    Too funny…

    Liked by 1 person

  2. You’ll survive when and if they take over. 👏👏👏

    Liked by 1 person

  3. 𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒊𝒏 🧬 says:

    😂

    Liked by 1 person

      1. 𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒊𝒏 🧬 says:

        Pas de problème, de rien !

        Liked by 1 person

  4. hcmorris77 says:

    I didn’t know that I needed a translator!
    LOL 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Neither did I, but it just happened. I was a natural for Manikin…

      Liked by 1 person

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