How’s My Cowlick and Gas, You Ask?

Well! Sometimes it’s bigger than my bulbous nose! But never sweeter than my bulbous gas!

My significant other says I look like an udder disgrace!

The Horrors of Global Belching:

The world’s 1.5 billion cows and billions of other grazing animals emit dozens of polluting gases, including lots of methane. Two-thirds of all ammonia comes from cows. They emit a massive amount of methane through belching, with a lesser amount through flatulence.

(That word always sounds like a sexual disorder to me. It was first identified in Jolly Olde England in regards to Sir Lancelot, who was subsequently jokingly referred to as Sir Lancelittle.)

Belching politicians are a close second!

Statistics vary regarding how much methane the average dairy cow expels. Some experts say 100 liters a day (or about 26 to 53 gallons), while others say it’s up to 500 liters (about 132 gallons) a day. In any case, that’s a lot of gas, an amount produced by a car in a day and the average politician in a week.

(Multiple Sources and Some Stink!)

25 Comments Add yours

  1. hcmorris77 says:

    Sooo…
    Do we need to get rid of cows? I sure hope not! Love their milk and meat too!

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      No! Give them Gas-X🌬

      Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      🐄🌬🙌🏽……thank you!

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Taylor Grace says:

    Gassy heifers 🐄 moo moo and release ☢⚠️

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Right!

      Cows
      in the grass
      passing gas
      mooing
      belching
      farting
      away

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Taylor Grace says:

        Eat & release
        Relief & toxicity
        Heifer happenings in the pasture of green

        Liked by 1 person

  3. Poor cows. As if their lives aren’t miserable enough.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      They even have to suffer alien mutations, cow tippings and udder destruction

      Liked by 2 people

  4. No way it takes a politician a week to make that much gas. Maybe an hour?

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Now ……
      you 👈🏻
      really know
      what’s up 👆🏾
      or down; 👇🏽
      right 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
      or wrong; 🔥🔥🔥
      smells 👃🏼
      like
      a rose; 🌷
      or
      reeks 🤮
      of gas!🌒💨

      Liked by 2 people

      1. Totally a matter of opinion whether more gas comes from a donkey’s ass or an elephants proboscis. That’s a discussion I dare not enter.

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Halbarbera says:

        Then who …… ?

        Liked by 1 person

  5. judybarbera says:

    A lot of interesting info to chew on about those likable belching heifers!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Don’t go all cud-ly on me!

      Liked by 2 people

  6. “🎶Methane all around my brain🎶”

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Wasn’t that a country farm song recorded by the ‘Dixie Cow Chics?’

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Could be they did a cover version
        of that Bulbous Bovine classic 🤔

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Halbarbera says:

        Have to look that up for sure!

        Liked by 1 person

  7. Moises Ramos says:

    😱Woah😱

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Let licking cows lie …

      Like

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